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roberta
@robertaswirta.bsky.social
professional dingus

she/her, 26

i usually post cats, fictional hockey bollocks or shitpost about wrestling

sometimes i do things at https://twitch.tv/roberta_swirta
san diego state are not having a good time right now
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I don't think this is correct
are there any Canadians that know what this show is that isn't the canucks game
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
this guy has shown up at the tournament and i think im obsessed
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
shoutouts to the current round of the 3v3 basketball world tour that is taking place in a shopping mall in bucharest, romania
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I have scarred this guy for life
October 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
shrimped
September 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
he's been mvp the whole time!
September 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
why is this 2005 video game playing into the joke, the other team's qb was named brennan
September 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
my beloved college station dropouts and their star quarterback, one @samreich.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
and worse yet, they put him on the hornets!
September 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
when i ask for red sox fans' opinions on shortstops
August 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
aori nishimura has been turned into flubber
July 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
bob burnquist is not ok
July 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
jack black is probably going to look like this someday so im glad the tony hawk remake is preparing us for it now
July 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
the new tony hawk game having photo mode has been a godsend
July 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
breaking news: mia has requested that her song bad girls be removed from gta 5
June 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i am taking the phrase "dunk on logan paul" to the next level
June 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
was doing some dexnav stuff to get a surskit in pokemon omega ruby last night and it produced the funniest possible result
June 25, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Sony out here picking the most dogshit way to promote city of the wolves
June 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
triple h: i hate being the centre of attention, i really do

triple h when wwe does literally anything:
May 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
and a shitpost as a bonus, the underbaked-er
April 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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