Robert B Zimmer
@robert-b-zimmer.bsky.social
Polymath, chief cook and bottle washer. Author, Clairvoyant Wordsworth. Posts mainly about basketball. 🇨🇦
Two fifty for an eyeball, and a buck and a half for an ear.
December 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Two fifty for an eyeball, and a buck and a half for an ear.
Which team was third?
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Which team was third?
This is the sort of thing they say in authoritarian regimes just before the leader keels over dead.
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This is the sort of thing they say in authoritarian regimes just before the leader keels over dead.
Might have been the worst team FT percentage I’ve ever seen in an NBA game. And Mitchell Robinson 1/6? Has anyone tried teaching him proper form?
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Might have been the worst team FT percentage I’ve ever seen in an NBA game. And Mitchell Robinson 1/6? Has anyone tried teaching him proper form?
So many beautiful assists tonight for bron. You can tell he was enjoying himself out there.
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
So many beautiful assists tonight for bron. You can tell he was enjoying himself out there.
NBA’s worst kept secret.
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
NBA’s worst kept secret.
Interesting post. As a thinker, I don’t have much interest in telling AI to conjure something for me, because I often don’t know exactly what I want to say until I’m in the process of writing. Using AI would prevent me from discovering what I really want say and how I want to say it.
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Interesting post. As a thinker, I don’t have much interest in telling AI to conjure something for me, because I often don’t know exactly what I want to say until I’m in the process of writing. Using AI would prevent me from discovering what I really want say and how I want to say it.
They look nice when there aren’t any players on them. With players, they’re distractingly bright.
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
They look nice when there aren’t any players on them. With players, they’re distractingly bright.
He was not going to let anyone stop him on that play. Not even Andre Drummond.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
He was not going to let anyone stop him on that play. Not even Andre Drummond.
The man is consistent, that’s for sure.
November 6, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The man is consistent, that’s for sure.
No one calls them the glue jays in Canada. However, we call your paper the New York Enquirer because you just make shit up.
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
No one calls them the glue jays in Canada. However, we call your paper the New York Enquirer because you just make shit up.
And now he’s passed him! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
And now he’s passed him! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I was wondering how that happened
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I was wondering how that happened
I knew it was a Laker before I looked down.
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I knew it was a Laker before I looked down.
Terrible coaching. No chance for the runner.
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Terrible coaching. No chance for the runner.
Best player in the world. Should have walked him.
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Best player in the world. Should have walked him.
I noticed that last game - he doesn’t just block, he volleys to a teammate
October 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I noticed that last game - he doesn’t just block, he volleys to a teammate
MAGA would call Ronald Reagan a RINO.
October 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
MAGA would call Ronald Reagan a RINO.