Rob Egerton
@robegerton.bsky.social
Happily seeking refuge from Musk's hellsite.
Does he genuinely believe he has ended 8 wars or is he knowingly lying? It's impossible to tell.
January 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Does he genuinely believe he has ended 8 wars or is he knowingly lying? It's impossible to tell.
What a weak, supine individual he has turned out to be.
January 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
What a weak, supine individual he has turned out to be.
It's not even a genuine photo.
January 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It's not even a genuine photo.
Dems continue to bring a paperback edition of the Queensbury Rules to a gun fight. 🤷🏻♂️
January 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Dems continue to bring a paperback edition of the Queensbury Rules to a gun fight. 🤷🏻♂️
For me, the biggest perk of having a small child was having a valid excuse to leave social gatherings early, and sometimes to dodge them altogether.
January 4, 2026 at 10:24 AM
For me, the biggest perk of having a small child was having a valid excuse to leave social gatherings early, and sometimes to dodge them altogether.
He's living outside a cage because America went and voted him back in.
January 1, 2026 at 9:45 AM
He's living outside a cage because America went and voted him back in.
Aside from everything else, her delivery is very amateurish.
December 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Aside from everything else, her delivery is very amateurish.
So the same goes for Fox, right?!
December 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
So the same goes for Fox, right?!
The pricier the watch, the more likely it is to be vulgar. I'm looking at you, Richard Mille.
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
The pricier the watch, the more likely it is to be vulgar. I'm looking at you, Richard Mille.
I'm making it my new year's resolution to insert 'probabilistically' into my everyday vocabulary.
December 24, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I'm making it my new year's resolution to insert 'probabilistically' into my everyday vocabulary.
...and stay home?? Personally, I'd take the money, pop home to visit relatives, then return.
December 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
...and stay home?? Personally, I'd take the money, pop home to visit relatives, then return.
Will his shit cellphones be 6G compatible?
December 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Will his shit cellphones be 6G compatible?
I bet AJ has never had so much fun in a boxing ring.
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I bet AJ has never had so much fun in a boxing ring.
He can seek it, but he has to live long enough to complete his 2nd term first, which isn't a given.
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
He can seek it, but he has to live long enough to complete his 2nd term first, which isn't a given.
The community notes feature is xitter's single saving grace.
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The community notes feature is xitter's single saving grace.
It looks even bigger next to his tiny hand.
December 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It looks even bigger next to his tiny hand.
When it comes to distracting folk from the Epstein Files, it's clear that nothing is off the table.
December 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
When it comes to distracting folk from the Epstein Files, it's clear that nothing is off the table.
Sooo many options...
December 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Sooo many options...
It was going so well until they mentioned the pump.
December 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It was going so well until they mentioned the pump.
It'll be like trump's nightmare advent calendar.
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 AM
It'll be like trump's nightmare advent calendar.
Teacher of English Literature?!
December 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Teacher of English Literature?!
My mate's dad spent 7k on a smart toilet that can be flushed from an app!
December 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
My mate's dad spent 7k on a smart toilet that can be flushed from an app!
I've never seen the scorers ignored in favour of the player who assisted!
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I've never seen the scorers ignored in favour of the player who assisted!