Rob Egerton
@robegerton.bsky.social
Happily seeking refuge from Musk's hellsite.
He's living outside a cage because America went and voted him back in.
January 1, 2026 at 9:45 AM
He's living outside a cage because America went and voted him back in.
Aside from everything else, her delivery is very amateurish.
December 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Aside from everything else, her delivery is very amateurish.
So the same goes for Fox, right?!
December 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
So the same goes for Fox, right?!
The pricier the watch, the more likely it is to be vulgar. I'm looking at you, Richard Mille.
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
The pricier the watch, the more likely it is to be vulgar. I'm looking at you, Richard Mille.
I'm making it my new year's resolution to insert 'probabilistically' into my everyday vocabulary.
December 24, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I'm making it my new year's resolution to insert 'probabilistically' into my everyday vocabulary.
...and stay home?? Personally, I'd take the money, pop home to visit relatives, then return.
December 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
...and stay home?? Personally, I'd take the money, pop home to visit relatives, then return.
Will his shit cellphones be 6G compatible?
December 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Will his shit cellphones be 6G compatible?
I bet AJ has never had so much fun in a boxing ring.
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I bet AJ has never had so much fun in a boxing ring.
He can seek it, but he has to live long enough to complete his 2nd term first, which isn't a given.
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
He can seek it, but he has to live long enough to complete his 2nd term first, which isn't a given.
The community notes feature is xitter's single saving grace.
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The community notes feature is xitter's single saving grace.
It looks even bigger next to his tiny hand.
December 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It looks even bigger next to his tiny hand.
When it comes to distracting folk from the Epstein Files, it's clear that nothing is off the table.
December 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
When it comes to distracting folk from the Epstein Files, it's clear that nothing is off the table.
Sooo many options...
December 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Sooo many options...
It was going so well until they mentioned the pump.
December 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It was going so well until they mentioned the pump.
It'll be like trump's nightmare advent calendar.
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 AM
It'll be like trump's nightmare advent calendar.
Teacher of English Literature?!
December 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Teacher of English Literature?!
My mate's dad spent 7k on a smart toilet that can be flushed from an app!
December 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
My mate's dad spent 7k on a smart toilet that can be flushed from an app!
I've never seen the scorers ignored in favour of the player who assisted!
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I've never seen the scorers ignored in favour of the player who assisted!
He obviously never clocked that the song was called Rhinestone Cowboy.
December 7, 2025 at 10:17 AM
He obviously never clocked that the song was called Rhinestone Cowboy.
Yeah, but what does FIFA get out of wedging themselves in trump's small intestine?
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Yeah, but what does FIFA get out of wedging themselves in trump's small intestine?
His tiny hands will be perfect for the tiny steering wheels.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
His tiny hands will be perfect for the tiny steering wheels.
Why is FIFA so keen to wedge itself in his small intestine?
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Why is FIFA so keen to wedge itself in his small intestine?
He just wants to save lives whilst simultaneously firing missiles at Venezuelan fishermen.
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
He just wants to save lives whilst simultaneously firing missiles at Venezuelan fishermen.