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Rob Yanes
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Gay widower, fiancé, storyteller. Bookkeeper by day, political satirist by night. Proud dog lover, lover of martinis & messy democracy.
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Rob Yanes @robdelacru.bsky.social · Aug 27
👉 I’m looking for contributors: writers, ranters, meme-makers, and humorists who can skewer the right with wit and bite.
If you can make people spit out their coffee while learning something, you belong here.
📬 Interested? DM me here or email: editor@gopocalypse-now.com.
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In Trump’s America, the birds & the bees got replaced by lies & bigots. $81M on the line unless classrooms teach shame instead of science.
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Trump’s Sex Ed Crackdown: $81M Ransom for Erasing LGBTQ+ Youth
The Trump administration is forcing states to drop LGBTQ+ content from sex ed or lose $81M in funding. It’s abstinence-only ignorance, federally subsidized.
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August 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Newsom vs Trump in 2028: the Botox candidate vs the embalming fluid candidate.
August 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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From Idaho pulpits to D.C. policy—Project 2025 proves theocracy doesn’t need robes, just Republicans.
www.gopocalypse-now.com/project-2025...
Project 2025 Explained: Doug Wilson, Christian Nationalism & Trump’s Handmaid’s Tale Blueprint
Pastor Doug Wilson says “theocracy isn’t scary.” With Project 2025, the Heritage Foundation and Trump want to make it policy—gutting civil rights, banning abortion, and reshaping America into Gilead i...
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August 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Dictators don’t come overnight. They come one power grab at a time. Trump is already testing us. Will we stand together for democracy — or let him strangle it? 📞 Call your reps.
www.gopocalypse-now.com/trump-dictat...
America Must Not Bow to a Dictator
Trump is seizing power step by step — from federalizing police to silencing watchdogs and media. Left, right, or independent, we must stand together to stop dictatorship in America.
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August 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I write satire about Trump & the GOP so you don’t have to. Think late-night monologue, but meaner and with fewer FCC rules. Hit follow.
August 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Ground beef = $6.12/lb. Minimum wage = 1 lb/hr. Trump says that’s ‘winning.’ Guess we’ll celebrate with tacos on layaway.
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Beefflation 2025: President Trump’s Economy Is Full of Bull
When ground beef nearly matches your hourly wage, you’re not “winning”—you’re working for tacos you can’t afford. Satire served rare.
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August 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Quinnipiac says Trump’s approval is 37%—that’s not a rating, that’s a clearance sale.
August 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Quinnipiac’s latest poll is a masterclass in bad reviews: Trump’s approval sinks to 37%, 56% oppose his D.C. troop stunt, and 67% disapprove of his Epstein cover-up. Turns out, polyester patriotism doesn’t poll well.

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Quinnipiac Poll: Trump’s Approval Crashes as Voters Reject His D.C. Troop Stunt
New Quinnipiac poll shows Trump’s approval at just 37%. A majority oppose his National Guard stunt in D.C., slam his Epstein cover-up, and mock his polyester dictator cosplay.
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August 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Government buying stake in private companies: socialism

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President having stakes in those companies: corruption

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Worrying about Cracker Barrel logo instead of governing

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August 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Imagine hating rainbow crosswalks more than crumbling bridges.
August 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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America: the only country where ‘thoughts and prayers’ is considered infrastructure.
August 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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The GOP mascot should just be a shredder eating the Bill of Rights.
August 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
robdelacru.bsky.social
👉 I’m looking for contributors: writers, ranters, meme-makers, and humorists who can skewer the right with wit and bite.
If you can make people spit out their coffee while learning something, you belong here.
📬 Interested? DM me here or email: editor@gopocalypse-now.com.
August 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Now hiring unpaid interns in the collapse of democracy. Job perks: rage, sarcasm, and maybe a martini. Contributors wanted for GOPocalypse Now.
August 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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The GOP says they’re protecting ‘family values.’ Whose family? The Sopranos?
August 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Apparently being liberal means I want to ban Bibles, steal your guns, and make toddlers communists. Let’s debunk that, one sarcastic truth bomb at a time.

www.gopocalypse-now.com/so-im-a-libe...
I’m a Liberal — Let’s Clear Up a Few Wild Myths
No, I don’t want your guns. No, I don’t want to tax you into oblivion. I just believe compassion is better policy than cruelty. Shocking, I know.
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August 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Mitch McConnell is retiring—not out of honor, but because his body finally gave out. The Senate’s Grim Reaper leaves behind a legacy of rot, cowardice, and Trump servitude.

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Mitch McConnell Retires: America’s Saddest Roomba Finally Powers Down
Mitch McConnell isn’t leaving the Senate with dignity—his body just ran out of batteries. After decades of embalming democracy, the Grim Reaper of the Senate shuffles into retirement.
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August 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Fox News has turned into a support group for people allergic to reality.
August 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Christian nationalists keep saying ‘we’re a nation under God.’ Which God? Because mine is gay and drinks martinis.
August 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Welcome to my corner of BlueSky: equal parts martini-dry humor and democracy defense. I roast Trump so you don’t have to. 🍸
👉 Read the chaos: www.gopocalypse-now.com
August 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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August 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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August 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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If democracy is on fire, I’m roasting marshmallows on it. 🍢🔥
Pull up a chair: www.gopocalypse-now.com
August 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM