Rob Celletti
robcelletti.bsky.social
Rob Celletti
@robcelletti.bsky.social
10% luck
20% skill
70% Rangers takes
Schneider’s low-key horrendous season continues.
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Genuinely good two road periods from the Rangers, with a lot of shit (refereeing) going against them.
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
There’s no point in having an SOG counter on your broadcast scorebug if it’s going to be ridiculously inaccurate. Canes got a shorthanded rush that resulted in a shot attempt that went high and wide, and the counter updated from 11 to 14. Just don’t show it if that’s gonna be the result.
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The Sheary hate has been ridiculously overblown. It’s all about roles and roster construction. Ultimately, this team’s problems are at the top of the roster, not the bottom.
Sheary vs. Raddysh. If #NYR could buy a goal when Sheary is on the ice, we wouldn't even be talking about nepotism. He's been the best of the Sheary/Raddysh/Parssinen trio by a country mile.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Brian Boyle is a great analyst. Basically called that goal after the Rangers hemmed STL in for two straight shifts, called for a quick up so STL couldn’t get a change, Rangers get the goal 10 seconds later.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
C+ period against an awful opponent.
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Scary that Brett Berard skating in with speed and getting a wrist shot off with decent pace on it was an eye catching moment, but it illustrates how painfully slow the Rangers have become.
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Rangers seemingly unaware that the league has 6 full fucking seasons of video on the 3 offensive zone faceoff plays they run.

That’s coaching, and a mark against Sullivan. Gotta change that stuff up.
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’ve been defiantly optimistic about the Rangers this season because their ability to control the game seemed to be real. The last 6 games or so have represented an abrupt return to Ranger hockey as we have known it for most of the last decade: getting absolutely caved in at 5v5.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Embarrassing stuff from the Rangers tonight.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The Knicks being the best team in the East from July-October of 2025 was awesome. Super fun times, truly.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It’s pretty much the whole ballgame. Hope the DNC is taking notes (they’re not)
Turns out charisma goes a long way in politics!
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I think there’s a decent chance Colorado wins 60+ games this season. Absolute buzz saw of a team.

That said, the Rangers just don’t have enough dynamic players. They work hard, they defend, but there’s not enough skill, speed, or creativity on this roster to by much more than a fringe playoff team
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Not defending Miller, who has been brutal, but let’s unpack this clip:

1. This was at the end of a long shift (over 1 minute).
2. Neither the puck carrier nor the cutting Hutton are JT’s responsibility. He probably should cover the high slot filling in for Mika.
3. This needs to be a save.
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I’d flip the top two centers and see how that goes, but ultimately you’ve gotta break up Zibanejad and Miller.
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
It’s an easy thing to say and you’ll never be second guessed when you say “just go north!” But you can’t beat NHL goaltending taking 40 foot wrist shots off the rush. Puck has to cross the slot line when you have seams.
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The Rangers are legitimately 80% faster on the road
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Reposted by Rob Celletti
At some point, we need to talk about Braden Schneider. #NYR
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Larry Brooks up in the good place penning a sharply worded, innuendo-laden column about what the hell is wrong with JT Miller and how if he doesn’t get right, this ship will sink fast.
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Shots would be like 43-3 Detroit if Mika Zibanejad wasn’t playing tonight. He’s been everywhere.
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Just not enough quality in transition for the Rangers. The Gavrikov penalty happened because the fourth line fumbled away a rush opportunity with horrible passing in the neutral zone.

This team needs more puck movers but just needs to be way cleaner with the puck regardless.
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If JT Miller doesn’t get right this season (franchise) is going nowhere
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Landry Shamet Game™️
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM