Rob C
robc.bsky.social
Rob C
@robc.bsky.social
Positive pessimist. Also a Forest fan. Probably connected. Ex-Cynic, Wieden+Kennedy & R/GA. Now at Colenso, Weigel/Campbell & Metallica.
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November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Fiction is just a documentary ahead of its time.
September 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Home in time to wake up at 1am to hear the first game of our season finish 0-0. Doesn’t really count till all our signings are in and on the field - which must be a huge relief to my colleagues who have to put up with me in the morning. #COYR #NFFC
August 17, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Agency of the Year 2025.
Well done to all the rats.
Congrats to all our clients.
Enjoy all your hangovers.
#Colenso #Axis #2025
March 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I know computer graphics are really good these days, but I wonder if the Singapore Airlines Lounge people at Changi Airport, Singapore, realise they’re broadcasting a video game version of the Man Utd v Arsenal match rather than the real thing. More enjoyable to be fair …
March 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Gōng Xǐ Fā Cái to all my friends in my favourite part of the whole, wide world. Enjoy the 🐍. Rx
January 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I never was religious but I now believe in God and his name is Nuno. #NFFC #COYR
December 14, 2024 at 7:39 PM
The most important thing for your career is to be respected by colleagues. #Colenso
August 30, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Rosie. 2007-2024.
Loved. Adored. Missed. 💔
August 12, 2024 at 2:27 AM
5:30am run on the streets of New York like a terrible remake of a Rocky montage scene. But with more panting and sweating.
August 2, 2024 at 9:48 AM
I’m not sure this is the best approach - especially for someone who says they’re an artist - but hey, I noticed it, so you never know? So on behalf of Dan Perino, I’m spreading the word. Who fancies a date with a literal pin-up? #DanTheRomanticNewYorkMan
July 30, 2024 at 4:49 PM
If Apple don’t turn this into a Mac vs PC ad, then I give up.
July 19, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Church x Pornhub collab.
March 27, 2024 at 7:08 AM
The Meowser. Because your perfect dog could be a cat.
March 21, 2024 at 1:20 AM
PSA. Mainly for members of the USA. ☘️
March 17, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Nine years today.
God, I miss you Mum.
Still doing my best to make you proud. Failing a bunch, but doing less stupid stuff than I used to. So that’s a win isn’t it? Thinking of you, as always. Give Dad a kiss from me too. Rx
March 8, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Happy blah blah blah.
December 24, 2023 at 8:40 PM
November 12, 2023 at 5:52 AM
A few months ago I interviewed one of the most successful football managers of all time. In our chat, he said something that felt important in these days where organisations appear to value complicity more than experience. This is what he said:

“Learn from winners, not players”.
November 5, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Who will win the Colenso office ‘fast fingers visitors sign-in’ process’ championship competition? #Colenso
October 25, 2023 at 6:06 PM
For all those people who think I’m a hate-filled prick … I can make emoji hearts erupt from my actual heart so stick than in your miserable fucking pipe and smoke it. Love you. Rx
October 24, 2023 at 10:29 AM
Good news. I literally - and potentially for the first time in my life - have copious amounts of fucks to give to things.
August 31, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Almost makes Monday morning, wonderful. Almost.
July 30, 2023 at 7:28 PM
May have been true.
But still an own goal.
July 28, 2023 at 9:59 AM
Building out the team nobody wants to join but everyone needs to support: ACLUnited.

Join us here: https://tinyurl.com/4pk2s7ew
July 21, 2023 at 5:32 AM