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Rob Brown
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The toon
“Build it and they will come”

Do they mean the seagulls that circle the pitch every home game?
January 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Has there been a fire drill at the Stadium of Light?
January 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
December 20, 2024 at 8:15 PM
December 11, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Between now and the end of the year, how many wins are we getting?

The way things are at the minute, it wouldn’t surprise me if we lost to everyone but Villa and Man United. #NUFC
December 7, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Sheffield United away isn’t for everyone, lads
November 29, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
November 22, 2024 at 9:43 PM
This is the team I’d go for on Monday. Nothing drastic, just 2 changes with Kelly and Tonali coming in, who I think will bring energy into the midfield to help over-run theirs (particularly with Kudus out).

Lewis Hall will definitely have Bowen in his back pocket if he plays RW too. #NUFC
November 22, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Villa Park’s camera angle from COVID (this Liverpool game comes to mind) was… weird?
November 19, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Introduce yourself with four footballers. #NUFC

(Definitely not biased picks of choosing 4 lefties)
November 18, 2024 at 7:58 PM
When’s the last time we had 3 players starting for England? Absolutely buzzing for them, particularly Livramento who’s waited 5 matches to get minutes
November 17, 2024 at 3:53 PM
November 16, 2024 at 7:26 PM
“X”
November 16, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Nahh they swerved into a stack of hay hahaha didn’t record it but found a YouTube clip of it
November 16, 2024 at 4:33 PM
No Premier League football today has resulted in me watching two fellas driving a giant Usain Bolt in the Red Bull Soapbox race. #NUFC
November 16, 2024 at 12:42 PM
This no-look pass to Miggy against Wolves last season too. Would’ve been some assist like
November 16, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Hard to top those 3 moments but his ball over the top for Isak vs Man City was a thing of beauty
November 16, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Bluesky/Twitter

#NUFC
November 16, 2024 at 12:18 AM
If you’re a fan of Indie rock music (who isn’t?) give these a listen. Local lads with belter tunes. Class
November 16, 2024 at 12:12 AM
November 15, 2024 at 10:21 PM
In the last 2 days, the pedestrian tunnel has re-opened, closed, re-opened and closed again due to lift issues.

Do the folks down there fix them with sellotape?
November 15, 2024 at 8:44 PM
So on a scale of 0 to fucked, how fucked is this pre-season acca looking, then?
November 15, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Just an extra connection with a ‘Pure Yoga’ in Las Palmas close to where Real Club Victoria played. It isn’t just normal yoga, it’s PURE yoga, wor kid. #NUFC
November 15, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Las Palmas and Newcastle also signed a ‘certificate’ of friendship in 1994. Pretty cool. #NUFC
November 15, 2024 at 5:47 PM
And even to this day, Las Palmas have worn commemorative black & white kits to celebrate their roots. #NUFC
November 15, 2024 at 5:45 PM