Robbi Ramirez
@robbiramirez.bsky.social
Area Man Pretty Good at Jeopardy!, Little Else
The last time I went to a DMV, the virtual queue was so effective I literally didn't have time to sit down before I got called up. None of these people have ever run an errand, they only experience mundane life events via Leno-era standup cliches.
December 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The last time I went to a DMV, the virtual queue was so effective I literally didn't have time to sit down before I got called up. None of these people have ever run an errand, they only experience mundane life events via Leno-era standup cliches.
Literally the ending of The Great White Hype.
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Literally the ending of The Great White Hype.
Future Forward sounds like a tense that exists in a language spoken by time travelers
December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Future Forward sounds like a tense that exists in a language spoken by time travelers
Petition to start calling the Jays the Blue'ns.
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Petition to start calling the Jays the Blue'ns.
Whoa Black Betty, Blender render
December 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Whoa Black Betty, Blender render
My "I haven't lost control of the House" statement is getting me a lot of questions that are addressed quite clearly in my statement
December 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My "I haven't lost control of the House" statement is getting me a lot of questions that are addressed quite clearly in my statement
God, how often I look at the conversations dominating tech and culture right now and think "Must be weird to be Kate Compton these days." Didn't think I'd live to see a world where the new grey goo scenario was an armada of Bach faucets threatening to drown us in a sea of oatmeal, but here we are.
December 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
God, how often I look at the conversations dominating tech and culture right now and think "Must be weird to be Kate Compton these days." Didn't think I'd live to see a world where the new grey goo scenario was an armada of Bach faucets threatening to drown us in a sea of oatmeal, but here we are.
I bet they think they're just going to get away with this!
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I bet they think they're just going to get away with this!
I was terrified that they were talking about the memo and they'd get away with this shit on a completely meaningless technicality.
Good to see this is as fucking delusional as it initially looked.
Good to see this is as fucking delusional as it initially looked.
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I was terrified that they were talking about the memo and they'd get away with this shit on a completely meaningless technicality.
Good to see this is as fucking delusional as it initially looked.
Good to see this is as fucking delusional as it initially looked.
Takes me back to realizing a car commercial was using the backing track to Nobody Speak, a song that contains the line "flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest"
Remember when NWA were de facto barred from playing certain songs in LA
Remember when NWA were de facto barred from playing certain songs in LA
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Takes me back to realizing a car commercial was using the backing track to Nobody Speak, a song that contains the line "flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest"
Remember when NWA were de facto barred from playing certain songs in LA
Remember when NWA were de facto barred from playing certain songs in LA
The George Bluth of fascism
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The George Bluth of fascism
It's hard to keep weight on when you never have fewer than three strains of COVID
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It's hard to keep weight on when you never have fewer than three strains of COVID
Transcript of their meeting
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I Feel Better Than James Brown
YouTube video by Was (Not Was) - Topic
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November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Transcript of their meeting
youtu.be/9nB9nh8tKxA?...
youtu.be/9nB9nh8tKxA?...
That is literally just Mr. Peanut Butter
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
That is literally just Mr. Peanut Butter
You should see that little fucker eat ghosts. Look at him go
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You should see that little fucker eat ghosts. Look at him go
Your satire piece about the oppressively chill vibes of the EDH scene is responsible for me hearing California Uber Alles every time I read discourse about power levels and brackets
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Your satire piece about the oppressively chill vibes of the EDH scene is responsible for me hearing California Uber Alles every time I read discourse about power levels and brackets
If you liked Blood most, The Master.
If you liked OBAA most, Inherent Vice.
If you liked Boogie Nights most, Hard Eight is deeply underrated! God I love that movie.
If you liked OBAA most, Inherent Vice.
If you liked Boogie Nights most, Hard Eight is deeply underrated! God I love that movie.
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If you liked Blood most, The Master.
If you liked OBAA most, Inherent Vice.
If you liked Boogie Nights most, Hard Eight is deeply underrated! God I love that movie.
If you liked OBAA most, Inherent Vice.
If you liked Boogie Nights most, Hard Eight is deeply underrated! God I love that movie.
All the great bullshit artists die on a boat. Maxwell. Hubbard. Billy Zane in Titanic. Blackbeard.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
All the great bullshit artists die on a boat. Maxwell. Hubbard. Billy Zane in Titanic. Blackbeard.
This is the shit Rorschach was reading in the New Frontiersman
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This is the shit Rorschach was reading in the New Frontiersman
Daryl Gates absolutely would have banned rock and roll if he'd been chief in the MAGA era
November 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Daryl Gates absolutely would have banned rock and roll if he'd been chief in the MAGA era
Gates of Steel is what I wish all Devo sounded like after their first album, just a polished version of the Are We Not Men sound.
November 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Gates of Steel is what I wish all Devo sounded like after their first album, just a polished version of the Are We Not Men sound.
A man being tempted to sin and waywardness by his sinister future self
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A man being tempted to sin and waywardness by his sinister future self