Robbie Sherwood
@robbiesherwood.bsky.social
Recovered reporter with puns of steel. Commenting on politics, sports & pop culture. Comms Director for AZ House Democrats. Opinions mine.
Picture > 1,000 words
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Picture > 1,000 words
Every late-night host by 2026.
September 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Every late-night host by 2026.
Thanks, unsolicited spam text message, I DO need to lose some weight!
August 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Thanks, unsolicited spam text message, I DO need to lose some weight!
Ok Republicans, the line forms over there to defend your daddy’s attack on the Smithsonian for discussing “how bad slavery was.”
August 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ok Republicans, the line forms over there to defend your daddy’s attack on the Smithsonian for discussing “how bad slavery was.”
Trump’s new Bureau of Labor Statistics Commissioner.
August 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Trump’s new Bureau of Labor Statistics Commissioner.
Did I get my pupils dilated or am I just the coolest dude you’ve ever seen?
July 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Did I get my pupils dilated or am I just the coolest dude you’ve ever seen?
I didn’t think it was possible to find a “War Room” dumber than Kari Lake’s, but I stand corrected.
July 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I didn’t think it was possible to find a “War Room” dumber than Kari Lake’s, but I stand corrected.
Me walking out of Magic Mountain.
July 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Me walking out of Magic Mountain.
Answering a question no one asked.
July 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Answering a question no one asked.
Donald Trump at the FIFA World Cup trophy celebration.
July 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Donald Trump at the FIFA World Cup trophy celebration.
Believe me, playground bullies and sadistic assistant football coaches have already added “you run like J.D. Vance” to their repertoire.
July 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Believe me, playground bullies and sadistic assistant football coaches have already added “you run like J.D. Vance” to their repertoire.
Devastated to hear we have lost Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Steve Benson. Brilliant, irreverent, hilarious, iconoclastic, and in person quite peculiar — in short everything you’d imagine a political cartoonist working in Arizona’s meth lab of democracy to be.
July 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Devastated to hear we have lost Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Steve Benson. Brilliant, irreverent, hilarious, iconoclastic, and in person quite peculiar — in short everything you’d imagine a political cartoonist working in Arizona’s meth lab of democracy to be.
I’m always emotionally drained after a legislative session ends and susceptible to any content that has nothing to do with Arizona state politics. But I think it’s safe to say that the last two documentaries I watched, My Mom Jayne and Becoming Led Zeppelin, are both phenomenal.
July 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I’m always emotionally drained after a legislative session ends and susceptible to any content that has nothing to do with Arizona state politics. But I think it’s safe to say that the last two documentaries I watched, My Mom Jayne and Becoming Led Zeppelin, are both phenomenal.
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!
June 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!
When the other dictators are making fun of your military parade in the group chat.
June 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
When the other dictators are making fun of your military parade in the group chat.
Looks like more people at the Idaho No Kings protest than Trump’s dumb birthday “perade.”
June 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Looks like more people at the Idaho No Kings protest than Trump’s dumb birthday “perade.”
I revere many Civil Rights heroes, but Mildred and Charles Loving hold a special place in my heart. Happy #LovingDay!
June 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I revere many Civil Rights heroes, but Mildred and Charles Loving hold a special place in my heart. Happy #LovingDay!
I thought I was the Arizona Ministry of Communications.
June 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I thought I was the Arizona Ministry of Communications.
Returning to the Barflies stage with a new story. Would love to see you there. Ticket info: www.ticketweb.com/event/barfli...
June 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Returning to the Barflies stage with a new story. Would love to see you there. Ticket info: www.ticketweb.com/event/barfli...
STFU. I’ve been 86ed a few different times and I’m still kicking.
May 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
STFU. I’ve been 86ed a few different times and I’m still kicking.
Not as woke as Jesus, but one can aspire.
May 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Not as woke as Jesus, but one can aspire.
Are they letting Pete Hegseth park these planes?
May 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Are they letting Pete Hegseth park these planes?
Eight Weddings and Two Funerals doesn’t sound as good to me.
May 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Eight Weddings and Two Funerals doesn’t sound as good to me.
“Go shit in your hat, rummy.” — Greenland
May 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
“Go shit in your hat, rummy.” — Greenland