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I'm surprised Trump hasn't signed an executive order to bring back Wow potato chips so everyone is shitting their pants
February 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'm surprised Trump hasn't signed an executive order to bring back Wow potato chips so everyone is shitting their pants
What we need right now is the Addams family
January 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
What we need right now is the Addams family
Cocaine dealers are going to start selling coffee soon
January 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Cocaine dealers are going to start selling coffee soon
Did run the jewels really sell a song to TurboTax?
January 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Did run the jewels really sell a song to TurboTax?
Holy shit it's snowing in San Antonio. Hello is literally freezing over
January 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Holy shit it's snowing in San Antonio. Hello is literally freezing over
I feel like the fact I follow a meme page entirely about crab rangoons is all I'd really need to put in a dating profile bio for someone to know what they're getting into.
January 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I feel like the fact I follow a meme page entirely about crab rangoons is all I'd really need to put in a dating profile bio for someone to know what they're getting into.
Just remember Jesus is always with you and Santa is always watching. Especially when you're boning
January 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just remember Jesus is always with you and Santa is always watching. Especially when you're boning
I made it 15 hours into the new year before I was over 2025
January 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I made it 15 hours into the new year before I was over 2025
New glasses are nice but adjusting to the new prescription just reminds me of all the hallucinogenics I did when I was younger
December 31, 2024 at 7:01 PM
New glasses are nice but adjusting to the new prescription just reminds me of all the hallucinogenics I did when I was younger
Nothing like a 16 oz box of pasta to remind you how single you are
December 31, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Nothing like a 16 oz box of pasta to remind you how single you are
I'm pretty sure I've reached the abuela level of cooking. Send me the grandmas to learn from. Not like that you weirdos
December 29, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I'm pretty sure I've reached the abuela level of cooking. Send me the grandmas to learn from. Not like that you weirdos
If sweet baby Jesus was barbeque, would he be brown sugar, honey or molasses based?
December 25, 2024 at 10:08 AM
If sweet baby Jesus was barbeque, would he be brown sugar, honey or molasses based?
It amazes me how many dudes act like they've done something courageous when they finally admit they're bald and get rid of their strawberry mold haircuts
December 24, 2024 at 5:00 AM
It amazes me how many dudes act like they've done something courageous when they finally admit they're bald and get rid of their strawberry mold haircuts
I don't understand how Bert Kreischer has entire career based on one bit. Even the original Nintendo had 8
December 19, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I don't understand how Bert Kreischer has entire career based on one bit. Even the original Nintendo had 8
I never get nervous going up on stage but talking shit to a school board for 3 minutes had me as shaky as the first time I did stand up
December 17, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I never get nervous going up on stage but talking shit to a school board for 3 minutes had me as shaky as the first time I did stand up
Can eating ass be considered breakfast?
December 5, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Can eating ass be considered breakfast?