Great piece 🤣

Dystopia warning.

The ' aes ruadh' in ballyshannon is believed to be anu's menstrual flow.

Oh god. So sorry. I thought it was you. Please forgive.

I don't know what you look like Ciara. But I do know what you sound like. Which is funny, literate, and bilingual. If fact you are funny enough to make a career from it.
A small bit of self- loathing is good for a person, but being unkind to oneself is different. ( Also that's your best mates job

Fore-shadowing, fore-shadowing

I believe we have entered the Camusian era doctor

Romeo and Juliet is stunning. His most well known piece I guess

Trans rights are human rights, women's rights are human rights.
Human rights as a term does not attempt to prioritize. As a result infringement on any human rights concerns us all.

The stick from dib dabs.

Men work at the bbc

They are eating items

Nice piece iain