If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed

Brilliant.

Larry is very much in holiday mode

My adult kids pranked my by hiding 50 plastic ducks in my home on Christmas Day as part of a secret drinking game. They may have one the battle but I will win the war.

Spot on! 🎯🎯🎯

It took a few long seconds for me to get this one, and I’m gay!

The 2025 version of leaving a flaming turd on your neighbor’s stoop and ringing the doorbell.

Tonight’s doodles. A great way to unwind

It’s so much nicer over here but I am missing some local input. Anyone from New Zealand? Let me know so I can follow.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok?

Signed, a librarian.

I’m convinced the “do audiobooks count as reading?” argument all derives from those mid-90s summer reading pizza challenges.

Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition.

Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.

I love this.

ive been holding space for the lyrics of tubthumping by chumbawumba for 15 god damn years