robb 🧙🏼♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮
@robbbert.bsky.social
the wicked witch of the (PN)W. avid pickler. lover of vodka. naked 99% of the time. simultaneously the maiden, mother, and crone.
📍Seattle, WA
(any pronoun)
📍Seattle, WA
(any pronoun)
Idea for a new isekai anime name: Is It Over the Top to Bring Leftover KBBQ to Work with Three Banchan?
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Idea for a new isekai anime name: Is It Over the Top to Bring Leftover KBBQ to Work with Three Banchan?
Not even out of bed yet and I can already hear that it's pouring down outside, so there goes my motivation to go to work.
BRB, gonna stand in front of the vents with the heat turned to max and pretend I'm back in the warm sunlight of summer.
BRB, gonna stand in front of the vents with the heat turned to max and pretend I'm back in the warm sunlight of summer.
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Not even out of bed yet and I can already hear that it's pouring down outside, so there goes my motivation to go to work.
BRB, gonna stand in front of the vents with the heat turned to max and pretend I'm back in the warm sunlight of summer.
BRB, gonna stand in front of the vents with the heat turned to max and pretend I'm back in the warm sunlight of summer.
Happy birthday to mailob, mailaif, maivida, maieverything, my @kumadamada.bsky.social. In every lifetime before this and all that come after, I'll find you in every universe until the sun... y'know. After that, we'll be two particles of stardust. Floating together. Holding hands like lobsters.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Happy birthday to mailob, mailaif, maivida, maieverything, my @kumadamada.bsky.social. In every lifetime before this and all that come after, I'll find you in every universe until the sun... y'know. After that, we'll be two particles of stardust. Floating together. Holding hands like lobsters.
I definitely need to shave before I go to work today. My face is starting to feel a little itchy. About to be as smooth as a baby's bottom! Not my bottom, though. It's too hairy.
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I definitely need to shave before I go to work today. My face is starting to feel a little itchy. About to be as smooth as a baby's bottom! Not my bottom, though. It's too hairy.
Me: okay, another song that I don't have...
@itsrickypnw.bsky.social: ooh, I've got that on both cards!
@itsrickypnw.bsky.social: ooh, I've got that on both cards!
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Me: okay, another song that I don't have...
@itsrickypnw.bsky.social: ooh, I've got that on both cards!
@itsrickypnw.bsky.social: ooh, I've got that on both cards!
Deep-cleaned the fridge today and realized it's looking a little... "all liquid diet." Mixed with single male. Mixed with someone who doesn't know how to cook.
The shopping list has been started.
The shopping list has been started.
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Deep-cleaned the fridge today and realized it's looking a little... "all liquid diet." Mixed with single male. Mixed with someone who doesn't know how to cook.
The shopping list has been started.
The shopping list has been started.
Eating carne asada fries at 2am after a costume party is testimony.
November 2, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Eating carne asada fries at 2am after a costume party is testimony.
I know this may upset some of y'all, but I gotta live my truth. My heart hurts with how much I gotta get this off my chest...
That dress was white and gold.
That dress was white and gold.
October 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I know this may upset some of y'all, but I gotta live my truth. My heart hurts with how much I gotta get this off my chest...
That dress was white and gold.
That dress was white and gold.
I don't remember why I made this face, but it's honestly how I felt whenever like 5 people dressed up for a Halloween-themed naked event. Doesn't anybody like to have fun anymore?!
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I don't remember why I made this face, but it's honestly how I felt whenever like 5 people dressed up for a Halloween-themed naked event. Doesn't anybody like to have fun anymore?!
Vibes from the day with my #1 husband @kumadamada.bsky.social . Oddities festival and some sushi. As much as I hate the fall/winter, this was such a perfect day.
October 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Vibes from the day with my #1 husband @kumadamada.bsky.social . Oddities festival and some sushi. As much as I hate the fall/winter, this was such a perfect day.
"Good morning," the people say. Bah, humbug! What's so good about it?
Time to leave the warmth of my bed to go to the office, where they still have the AC on as if we were in the middle of a heatwave.
Time to leave the warmth of my bed to go to the office, where they still have the AC on as if we were in the middle of a heatwave.
October 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"Good morning," the people say. Bah, humbug! What's so good about it?
Time to leave the warmth of my bed to go to the office, where they still have the AC on as if we were in the middle of a heatwave.
Time to leave the warmth of my bed to go to the office, where they still have the AC on as if we were in the middle of a heatwave.
Monday morning, so we're back to work for another five days, again. Again. And again.
But if I sit here long enough, maybe Bigfoot or the fae will notice me and invite me to run off together because I'm a cool guy. Maybe.
But if I sit here long enough, maybe Bigfoot or the fae will notice me and invite me to run off together because I'm a cool guy. Maybe.
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Monday morning, so we're back to work for another five days, again. Again. And again.
But if I sit here long enough, maybe Bigfoot or the fae will notice me and invite me to run off together because I'm a cool guy. Maybe.
But if I sit here long enough, maybe Bigfoot or the fae will notice me and invite me to run off together because I'm a cool guy. Maybe.
Shoutout to @itsrickypnw.bsky.social for understanding that I'm getting too old to be going out every day of the weekend. Honestly, it's nice to just sit on the couch and watch movies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Shoutout to @itsrickypnw.bsky.social for understanding that I'm getting too old to be going out every day of the weekend. Honestly, it's nice to just sit on the couch and watch movies.
Happy Monday! Contemplating leaving work and running off back to the forest, but it's 45°F right now. I think I'll stay inside my heated building and enjoy the clime-controlled environment. Have a good week, everyone. ❤️
October 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Happy Monday! Contemplating leaving work and running off back to the forest, but it's 45°F right now. I think I'll stay inside my heated building and enjoy the clime-controlled environment. Have a good week, everyone. ❤️
I shaved, but I don't think I was able to shave down to the bone like you do. What razor or method do you use?!
October 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I shaved, but I don't think I was able to shave down to the bone like you do. What razor or method do you use?!
I also love these taffy at Halloween time and everyone thinks I'm crazy?
October 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I also love these taffy at Halloween time and everyone thinks I'm crazy?
Didn't bring any gum or mints so now I gotta rawdog this 5hr flight with buffalo lemon pepper breath.
On the plus side, I got zero sauce on my white shirt.
On the plus side, I got zero sauce on my white shirt.
October 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Didn't bring any gum or mints so now I gotta rawdog this 5hr flight with buffalo lemon pepper breath.
On the plus side, I got zero sauce on my white shirt.
On the plus side, I got zero sauce on my white shirt.
Enjoying my last bit of sunshine on the plains of Oklahoma before I travel back to Seattle. Just in time for the rainy season. 🙄
I've loved the heat and seeing my family, but I miss my man, my shower, my man, my bed, my man, my couch, my man, my local restaurants, and my man. Just 12 hours.
I've loved the heat and seeing my family, but I miss my man, my shower, my man, my bed, my man, my couch, my man, my local restaurants, and my man. Just 12 hours.
October 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Enjoying my last bit of sunshine on the plains of Oklahoma before I travel back to Seattle. Just in time for the rainy season. 🙄
I've loved the heat and seeing my family, but I miss my man, my shower, my man, my bed, my man, my couch, my man, my local restaurants, and my man. Just 12 hours.
I've loved the heat and seeing my family, but I miss my man, my shower, my man, my bed, my man, my couch, my man, my local restaurants, and my man. Just 12 hours.
Shaving with a disposable razor that was free from the hotel is really trials and tribulations, but I will survive. I hate being scruffy!
October 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Shaving with a disposable razor that was free from the hotel is really trials and tribulations, but I will survive. I hate being scruffy!
Staying in a hotel for the week. Everyone knows the drill. Here's my "naked in a hotel" mirror selfie.
September 27, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Staying in a hotel for the week. Everyone knows the drill. Here's my "naked in a hotel" mirror selfie.
When working from home, I wear a 3-piece suit: left sock, right sock, and a smile!
Cheesy, I know.
Cheesy, I know.
September 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When working from home, I wear a 3-piece suit: left sock, right sock, and a smile!
Cheesy, I know.
Cheesy, I know.
Throwback Thursday! Sometime around 2021? Can't decide which I miss more - the curls or the mariscos. Probably the mariscos.
September 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Throwback Thursday! Sometime around 2021? Can't decide which I miss more - the curls or the mariscos. Probably the mariscos.
Happy hump day from your favorite boba baddie!
By the way, this photo is 100% natural. Haters will say it's photoshopped.
By the way, this photo is 100% natural. Haters will say it's photoshopped.
September 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Happy hump day from your favorite boba baddie!
By the way, this photo is 100% natural. Haters will say it's photoshopped.
By the way, this photo is 100% natural. Haters will say it's photoshopped.