Y’all already know what’s up

Im rewatching Fairy Tail and I just realized that being a content creator is entirely the same feeling that they talk about in that show. You’re in a guild with ppl all trying to do odd jobs to make money for yourselves w some money going back to the guild.

“Crunchatize me, cap’n!” The children cried with glee. The captain, a kindly glint in his yellow eye, threw the lever. With a sickening squish, the smiling faces were gone. He’d given them what they wanted, and only he would have to contend with the horrors that followed:

*to the tune of that’s amore* I paint my buttcheeks black w a white stripey crack. That’s a moon pie.

90% of what makes me funny is my goofy voice, so just read all of these with a goofy voice and I promise it’ll be funny. Well one of them will be funny. Maybe.

If you’re too funny online you can cause an international incident. If it hasn’t happened to you, you’re not funny enough.

But I believe in you. Keep being really really annoying. It’ll definitely pay off one day.