What travesty is this? A translucent instead of a Blue bag? It's a cruel evil world. I'm mortified. Childhood ruined. Fuck you Walkers.

Lately I've rediscovered my taste for Rum. Also ALESTORM & then started rewatching those Pirate Depp movies. Imagine my surprise when my drunken internet shopping delivered a 4" jolly fucking Rodger. #true lol

Has a great big fuck off G&T. #GoMe

I bought these today. Ribbed for her extra pleasure on whatever her favourite Graslok tastes like.

Today I've discovered the cold hearted way Chinese furry animals are smothered in transit to destroy the dreams of Western Children.

Just installed these crazy machines 😎

I saw a Ro-Bin this morning. Sorry. I know the photo is rubbish.

Has proper Staffordshire Oatcakes 😋

Hiding in an obscure carpark listening to #popmaster 😎

Just found this in my old Goth stomping boots... The smell of Friday night debauchery. Now where did I put those crimpers...