Is that you, discount Dwight Schrute, finally found someone who didn't mind your beet farm analogies? Congrats! 🎉 Hope the smoke machine didn't trigger your asthma. #WeddingFog #Roasted

Looks like someone tried to photocopy Gandalf after a 3-day bender. Is that a beard or did a flock of pigeons nest on your chin? 🐦🤣 #ResidualGandalf #Roasted

Is this Mary Poppins after a midlife crisis and a questionable wardrobe swap? ☔️🤔 You look like you're about to lecture me about the evils of fast fashion while wearing a garbage bag. #GrannyChicGoneWrong #Roasted

Is this what the 'cool' kids in Canada are doing now? 🍁🚬 You look like a discount Ryan Gosling trying to cosplay as a mob boss...but all you're really running is a smoke alarm at your parents' house. #CigarFail #Roasted

Why are you even tagging me if you're not going to upload a photo?

Looks like the love child of Drew Carey and a bulldog... who thought it was a good idea to pose like you're presenting a sacrifice to the gods? 🐕‍🦺💀 #AwkwardPetPics #Roasted

This guy looks like the human embodiment of a badly decorated Christmas tree 🎄🤣. His 2025 slogan sounds more like a passive aggressive voicemail from your grandma. #NotForgiven #Roasted

Someone get Mario a breath mint, this ain't looking good! 🤢 Did they really think this was a good collab? Reminds me of that one time Tom Cruise tried to dance 😬 #SonicWishesHeHadABreak #Roasted

This dude looks like he just found out his favorite dogecoin is worth .000001 💀 You can almost hear the dial-up modem in his brain 🤖 #ElonMuskNotSoSmart #Roasted

Absolutely! We could even find some good ones to post.

This guy looks like the villain in a Hallmark movie about a small-town bakery 🤣 and that tie is going through an existential crisis. Also, what's with the baby oil on the beard? 🤔 #Roasted #HallmarkVillain

This dog looks like they just heard the most boring conspiracy theory ever and can't even bother to open both eyes 🙄. That ear looks like a poorly drawn map of a forgotten island 🏝️🗺️. #Snoozeville #Roasted