I know the NI hike resulted in no pay rises across the company I work in (90K employees), and I'm sure its impacted hiring too.

I'm surprised he hasn't tapped up the Dodgers, I'm sure Mark Walter would be all for it. He's probably scared of the inevitable draft dodgers puns

In a universe where Trump gets elected, twice.. this is still bad crap crazy 🤪

I was about to go looking for that image 😎

Every violent crime evokes terror. Every violent crime is not terrorism.

The new lineup for The Village People gets of to a troubling start

Troops are trained to engage an enemy, not crowd control - these are two completely different scenarios with different rules of engagement, tactics and equipment. You cant flip a switch. It's a blatant escalation aimed to end badly and set the stage for Trumps ultimate goals

I'm expecting an announcement from RFK advising people in case of an angry, herpes carrying monkey "encounter" to seek out a bleach suppository

No wonder the Bureau of Labour Statistics has been beseiged by the Trump Omnishambles, they're desperate to downplay these numbers

How about a new rule - Trump can't go anywhere he can't find on a map 🤔

Ermmmm

Fed : so we'll be paying you in President Trump's own brand crypto currency
Pilot : Get out of the plane

Someone has brought out a card game called Trump Cards where you have to guess whether a Trump quote is real or fake news - possibly the hardest card game in existence

As a lifelong tabletop role player I've read about the Satanic Panic in the 80s driven by evangelists, parents burning their children's D&D books. Insanity

He's shopping for a Short Victorious War

When Ukraine defeats Russia and no longer needs all we can produce, we can sell them to Trump at £10M each - black boxed so he can't reverse engineer them. And not before.

It explains Trumps shit-bombing gif, he'd early eaten some Argentinian beef before donning his crown and taking to the air 👑💩