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Meesh ☔🛸🪩
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"I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole" 🐊


I thing God smoked weed and he was high when he made me 🌱

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March 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It'd be wasteful not to eat the only dead one so far 😂
March 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Let me see if I have this correct. Cara refuses to say the "T" in LGBT because "she isn't one", but ummm, she's not the L or the G... 🙄 Like, I want to be surprised, but this is the same girl who was hanging out with proud boys, & named a monkey named Tyree. She's garbage
February 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I remember in 7th grade reading about the Holocaust and being in shock at how people let that happen. 30+ years later, I see how Hitler did it...

Now it's Adolf Donald's turn. 🙄

I took 1 generation to forget "never again, never forget". Absolute bullshit.
January 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
✨Me✨
January 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Sorry... But I don't really feel bad for them. They're old enough to know that all the shit he's doing is wrong and corrupt. Now they care because the price of fucking eggs? 🙄 Good job, Idiots that voted for him. You fucked us all but are too Goddamn stupid 🤷🏻‍♀️💩
January 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Yes, bestie. Do you have any recommendations? Strain wise? Tool wise? Are you a sativa, indica, or hybrid person? Don't gatekeep the deets 😂
January 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I eagerly await the movie in theaters 😂
January 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I dug my heels in the ground to avoid watching this, but my fiancé convinced me, and I wish I could watch it again for the first time. 😂 That ending had me in an uproar. 😂
January 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Super cute!! 🖤
January 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If I could punch laurel in the beak I would in a half of a heartbeat. Like, there's a reason Subtitles (Nicole Z) went to a wedding abroad as your date and caught mid fuck with a Married bridesmaid. She's mentally checked out and I'm here for it. Can you imagine if CM quit like she did?
January 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It thawed real quick. 😂 Laurel is genuinely unwell and it's gross that she gets to stay on the show. She's such a fun sucker, and mean bitch. She laughs (cringey) with the cast like if either D&M got married, or O&T she's be invited to the celebration. She's mentally checked out. 😂
January 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"NOW ITS A NECKLACE!!!!" - Brad 😂
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 PM
I'm bummed a few of the ones I were rooting for went home from dumb shit. I wish I got to see Julie & Emily in the game longer. I think they could have made things interesting. I wish Wes was on this season as well. 😂 I'll always root for Emily!
December 4, 2024 at 3:17 PM
😂 Messy Fessy will never win. He's even more of a goof than Josh.
November 27, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I think we all have a little Mike Mike in us 😂
November 26, 2024 at 1:03 AM
HEY! Mike Mike is a gem. 😂
November 25, 2024 at 11:46 PM