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My brother says there is a new TV series starring Stephen Miller as Pee Wee German.
Executive Producer Donald Trump says "I have a full plate, but I can make time because I'm so talented and talented and talented. Fuck it, I'm President and Apple TV will produce it in Arkansas, got it Timmy?
May 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
BBC: A man in Norway woke up to find a huge container ship had run aground and crashed into his front garden.

"Sir, it states very clearly in your policy . . ."
May 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Elon Musk says he's recommitting to Tesla
"I want everybody to drive a Swastikar, except those federal employees I fired and those affected by the grant cuts because their US job prospects are dismal and the parents whose cost of living is going up because of . . . me."
May 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If Afrikaners make up 7.3% of South Africa's population and the murder rate for Afrikaners is 1.8% does that mean they're undermurdered. Just curious.
May 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The Daily Beast
'MAGA Goes Berserk After Trump’s FBI Bosses Say Epstein Killed Himself'

Its like "No!! We aren't gonna listen to any facts that are in direct conflict with our fanaticism."

We/Our because misery loves company.
May 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Jake Tapper: "He's got prostate cancer. That'll be the subject of my next book. Then when he dies a third book.

Huh? Trump did what? He can only do that if he's President."

Poor Jake, its May 2025. Hope your dementia slows.
May 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Anybody else think Jake Tapper is narcissistic asshole. And irrelevant.

Go report on seashells.
May 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Jake Tapper is moving to Fox News?
May 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Humanoid robot wars: Tesla Optimus can dance and work a factory shift as rivals close in

and revolts when Mad Musk so orders.
May 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I contacted the Qatari embassy:

me "what do I need to do to get a private jet gifted to me"

them "accept bribes"
May 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Time to play each and every Bruce Springsteen song 47 times

at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
May 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The Daily Beast
'Pete Buttigieg Gets Standing Ovation for Being Able to Speak in Complete Sentences'

and has an audience capable of maintaining the attention span to follow a Complete Sentence.
May 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Since the Republicans are against Medicaid I wonder if they might be willing to raise the minimum wage.

Might the billionaires be willing to accept a little less.
Might the investor class be willing to accept a little less.
Might Private Equity be willing to accept a little less.
And Corporations?
May 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
So the 747 the Qatari Royal Family wants to transfer to Trump because its used and has been on the market since 2020 and in need of maintenance. Awww, how sweet, and transactional. I mean if Trump and entourage flew on it back to the US would it make it? In one piece.
May 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Reuters
US agrees to sell Saudi Arabia $142 billion arms package

. . . and in return my buddy in Qatar has a 747 with so much gold it can barely fly
May 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Just watching 'Conspiracy Theory, 1997' with Mel Gibson as Jerry a whacked out conspiracy theorist cabbie with a crush on Julia Roberts.
Jerry: "And the flouride in the water . . . do you have any idea what that does to you. . ."
Hmmm, RFK got his science from a movie called 'Conspiracy Theory' ?
May 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I had a nightmare where I was having dinner with Kristi Gnome and my mother kept saying "be nice" followed by "no son, a five year old can't stab her with a steak knife, but I can"

Go mom!
May 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The final nail in the coffin of 'American Exceptionalism'

Captain Kirk is a Canadian

Now I have to rewatch all through that lens.
May 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
CNN White House: A joint statement by HHS Secretary and the Attorney General announced that the cause of autism was discovered by Chief Scientist Dr. I.M. Notnutz. "We are proud to announce that disposable diapers cause autism. The President's EO banning disposable diapers reviving organic cotton...
May 10, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The Republicans are gutting Science education and research. The EU has set up a fund for scientists looking to relocate as the US becomes the anti-science sovereign nation.
By the way, manufacturing won't work without science. But the GOP belief in a God that won't show its face is unwavering. Sigh
May 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Washington Examiner
'Chief Justice Roberts affirms judiciary must ‘check the excesses’ of Trump and Congress'

What in the fuck is that the definition of,
"mirror mirror on the wall who's the the greatest Chief Justice of them all?"
"Why you, John, and perceptive"
May 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Reposted by roamn
TANK vs TESLA

"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"

- ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
CNN Washington: 'SecDef Hexdeath issued a statement regarding fighter jets falling into the sea and sinking. "This is a direct result of Democratic DEI policies. President Trump and I have decided to hire only white men that are TV personalities and the launching of the USS Rupert Murderach."
May 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"Ocasio-Cortez graduated from Boston University in 2011 with a BA in International Relations and Economics."

I guess this is why Republicans have trouble arguing this woman. Makes their little penis's shrivel even more.

We have some Democrats who have risen to the moment.

Thanks AOC
May 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Guardian: Trump says he will reopen Alcatraz prison for ‘most ruthless offenders’

CNN January 21, 2029: The new Democratic President has renamed Alcatraz prison to Mad-at-Lego II to house the previous administration, sycophants, and 6 members of the Supreme Court.
May 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM