The Road Less Traveled
@roadlesstraveled.bsky.social
opened app, saw this, going back to bed
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
opened app, saw this, going back to bed
no no it's the one where John burns down a woman's house over getting blue balls
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
no no it's the one where John burns down a woman's house over getting blue balls
it was a super beef threeway
wreckin my asshole
wreckin my asshole
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
it was a super beef threeway
wreckin my asshole
wreckin my asshole
reading Kerouac too young was the double-edged sword of becoming an insufferable teenager and also a better writer for me
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
reading Kerouac too young was the double-edged sword of becoming an insufferable teenager and also a better writer for me
oh shit she's become a fortune cookie
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
oh shit she's become a fortune cookie
depends. did Lin-Manuel Miranda cook the breakfast?
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
depends. did Lin-Manuel Miranda cook the breakfast?
when you meet these people in real life they are often very rich, extremely superficial, arrogant, and boring and dumb as fuck. and oh lawd do they love to hear themselves talk about nothing. dull toxic chameleons
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
when you meet these people in real life they are often very rich, extremely superficial, arrogant, and boring and dumb as fuck. and oh lawd do they love to hear themselves talk about nothing. dull toxic chameleons
today's reel is about how green pea soup vomit is actually great for your complexion
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
today's reel is about how green pea soup vomit is actually great for your complexion
they're gonna make you president of that firm in no time!
October 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
they're gonna make you president of that firm in no time!
this guy preaches a "strict Non-Aggression Principle (NAP)" bc he knows he's gonna get the shit kicked out of him the second he opens his mouth in public
October 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
this guy preaches a "strict Non-Aggression Principle (NAP)" bc he knows he's gonna get the shit kicked out of him the second he opens his mouth in public
yeah and that guy is my wife!!
October 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
yeah and that guy is my wife!!
@screamerjim.bsky.social looking great man!
October 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
@screamerjim.bsky.social looking great man!
when LV-426 would be preferable to this dumpster fire
October 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
when LV-426 would be preferable to this dumpster fire
omg I haven't listened to them since college and completely forgot. thank you!
October 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
omg I haven't listened to them since college and completely forgot. thank you!
especially love Joan Baez's covers where it very much comes off as "yeah you can write but you sound like shit, Bob"
September 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
especially love Joan Baez's covers where it very much comes off as "yeah you can write but you sound like shit, Bob"
to put this sentence right before this graphic... good lord the whiplash
September 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
to put this sentence right before this graphic... good lord the whiplash
imagine being so contemptible that you get even Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham to agree on something
September 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
imagine being so contemptible that you get even Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham to agree on something
*scrolling through the replies as I peacefully eat my breaded tilapia covered in cocktail sauce with broccoli and rice*
September 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
*scrolling through the replies as I peacefully eat my breaded tilapia covered in cocktail sauce with broccoli and rice*
he's just so salty he wasn't invited lol
September 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
he's just so salty he wasn't invited lol