🇨🇦Al....always Al🇨🇦
@roadkillbbq.bsky.social
I'll think of something deeply profound and fascinating and lure you in here.
*narrator:
"He'll offer you free weed. Run"
*narrator:
"He'll offer you free weed. Run"
3 words i thought id never say : LETS GO JAYS!!
October 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
3 words i thought id never say : LETS GO JAYS!!
I think life was simpler before social media and you didn't know how stupid people are.
May 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I think life was simpler before social media and you didn't know how stupid people are.
This app is seriously devoid of quality foot porn.
May 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This app is seriously devoid of quality foot porn.
I wanted to get dressed n go to work n junk but that just sounded crazy 🤪
May 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I wanted to get dressed n go to work n junk but that just sounded crazy 🤪
I'm old school enough that if I drop you off at home, I'm going to watch until you get in the door safely. Sorry.
May 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm old school enough that if I drop you off at home, I'm going to watch until you get in the door safely. Sorry.
Social media mentality :
" I've had eleventy billion consecutive bad relationships .
What's wrong with everyone else?!"
Pot meet common denominator 🙄
" I've had eleventy billion consecutive bad relationships .
What's wrong with everyone else?!"
Pot meet common denominator 🙄
May 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Social media mentality :
" I've had eleventy billion consecutive bad relationships .
What's wrong with everyone else?!"
Pot meet common denominator 🙄
" I've had eleventy billion consecutive bad relationships .
What's wrong with everyone else?!"
Pot meet common denominator 🙄
I don't know who needs to hear this , but no, we don't all want you.
May 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this , but no, we don't all want you.
This whole society needs a shot of " get tf over yourself"
May 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This whole society needs a shot of " get tf over yourself"
As much as I'm sick and tired of the fascist agenda on the right, I'm equally fed up with the sterilization police on the left. Ffs, make the battles count.
May 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
As much as I'm sick and tired of the fascist agenda on the right, I'm equally fed up with the sterilization police on the left. Ffs, make the battles count.
Tax religion.
End of issue.
End of issue.
May 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Tax religion.
End of issue.
End of issue.
I defy anyone to name a better song about Red Barchetta's than Rush's " Red Barchetta"
May 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I defy anyone to name a better song about Red Barchetta's than Rush's " Red Barchetta"
Yall jes dunno whatcha missin ova here.
May 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Yall jes dunno whatcha missin ova here.
I don't mean to brag but I can pronounce the letter " M" without my lips touching together.
May 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I don't mean to brag but I can pronounce the letter " M" without my lips touching together.
Monthly political take:" what's with all these politics huh?"
Next weeks' topic : "boobs. A two part examination. "
Next weeks' topic : "boobs. A two part examination. "
May 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Monthly political take:" what's with all these politics huh?"
Next weeks' topic : "boobs. A two part examination. "
Next weeks' topic : "boobs. A two part examination. "
Yall take this shit too seriously sometimes.
Dafuq?
Dafuq?
May 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Yall take this shit too seriously sometimes.
Dafuq?
Dafuq?
You know them big ass fuckin subs you can buy from deli sections at grocery stores?
One of those and a Pepsi zero with me is called a " date"
Line forms to the right.
One of those and a Pepsi zero with me is called a " date"
Line forms to the right.
May 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You know them big ass fuckin subs you can buy from deli sections at grocery stores?
One of those and a Pepsi zero with me is called a " date"
Line forms to the right.
One of those and a Pepsi zero with me is called a " date"
Line forms to the right.
Laughter may be the best medicine , but sarcasm laughter will keep you blissfully friend zoned.
You'd think that would be bad yet, here we are, blissed.
You'd think that would be bad yet, here we are, blissed.
May 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Laughter may be the best medicine , but sarcasm laughter will keep you blissfully friend zoned.
You'd think that would be bad yet, here we are, blissed.
You'd think that would be bad yet, here we are, blissed.
Not exactly a Leafs fan by any means ( go Jets!) But here's hoping they get rid of Florida because fuck those guys.
May 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Not exactly a Leafs fan by any means ( go Jets!) But here's hoping they get rid of Florida because fuck those guys.
Novel concept:
Maybe it's the type you keep picking.
Common denominator.
Maybe it's the type you keep picking.
Common denominator.
April 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Novel concept:
Maybe it's the type you keep picking.
Common denominator.
Maybe it's the type you keep picking.
Common denominator.
Hey.
Novel concept.
Maybe they just don't think like you do.
Novel concept.
Maybe they just don't think like you do.
April 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hey.
Novel concept.
Maybe they just don't think like you do.
Novel concept.
Maybe they just don't think like you do.
All coffee....
No. Just...no.
No. Just...no.
April 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
All coffee....
No. Just...no.
No. Just...no.
There's many a slip between extreme left and extreme right. It's called critical thinking.
Tribalism is toxic.
Tribalism is toxic.
April 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
There's many a slip between extreme left and extreme right. It's called critical thinking.
Tribalism is toxic.
Tribalism is toxic.
Just got back from calgary expo ( comic con) and my wallet is killing me.
April 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Just got back from calgary expo ( comic con) and my wallet is killing me.
Guys. Make sure you pay attention to the shit you do that makes her withhold sex in your early years.
You'll want that as your go too list later.
You'll want that as your go too list later.
April 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Guys. Make sure you pay attention to the shit you do that makes her withhold sex in your early years.
You'll want that as your go too list later.
You'll want that as your go too list later.
The best part of the Leasfs / Sens series is one anthem. 🇨🇦
April 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The best part of the Leasfs / Sens series is one anthem. 🇨🇦