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Sean "Diddy" Combs will voice Baby Yoshi and sing a song in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
Source: Nintendo
Source: Nintendo
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Sean "Diddy" Combs will voice Baby Yoshi and sing a song in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
Source: Nintendo
Source: Nintendo
I suspect my penny collection will be worth millions very soon.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I suspect my penny collection will be worth millions very soon.
This is my first Halloween as a Catholic, so tonight I'm handing out the Body of Christ.
Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.
Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This is my first Halloween as a Catholic, so tonight I'm handing out the Body of Christ.
Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.
Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.
BREAKING:
Donald Trump makes his first public appearance in days, cryptically instructing Americans to "hold the mayonnaise." 😨
Donald Trump makes his first public appearance in days, cryptically instructing Americans to "hold the mayonnaise." 😨
September 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
BREAKING:
Donald Trump makes his first public appearance in days, cryptically instructing Americans to "hold the mayonnaise." 😨
Donald Trump makes his first public appearance in days, cryptically instructing Americans to "hold the mayonnaise." 😨
I invented an image called "Pepe Gillis."
It combines Pepe and Shane Gillis.
It combines Pepe and Shane Gillis.
August 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I invented an image called "Pepe Gillis."
It combines Pepe and Shane Gillis.
It combines Pepe and Shane Gillis.
NEVER give money to the homeless—they'll just waste it on something cheap.
August 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
NEVER give money to the homeless—they'll just waste it on something cheap.
I just realized why nobody criticizes Mr. Beast: 424 million subscribers. That's a thousand shooters on every block in America.
Fuck with his operation and you're chalked.
Fuck with his operation and you're chalked.
August 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I just realized why nobody criticizes Mr. Beast: 424 million subscribers. That's a thousand shooters on every block in America.
Fuck with his operation and you're chalked.
Fuck with his operation and you're chalked.
In a display of great strength and bravery, President Trump just announced he will spend all night inside a haunted castle! 🔥
August 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
In a display of great strength and bravery, President Trump just announced he will spend all night inside a haunted castle! 🔥
I'm so sick of everyone online being afraid to criticize this guy.
July 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'm so sick of everyone online being afraid to criticize this guy.
Lowe's just linked up with Mr. Beast, which makes sense as he is the world's biggest tool.
#RoastBeast
#RoastBeast
July 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Lowe's just linked up with Mr. Beast, which makes sense as he is the world's biggest tool.
#RoastBeast
#RoastBeast
Arthur meme I made to cheer myself up after losing a patient.
July 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Arthur meme I made to cheer myself up after losing a patient.
16 YEARS of studying and nobody will hire us... It really makes me regret all those sleepless nights I spent cramming in elementary school.
May 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
16 YEARS of studying and nobody will hire us... It really makes me regret all those sleepless nights I spent cramming in elementary school.
My Dad remarried 2 times—wait, FUCK! You didn't want that! Wait, no! I'm sorry! Damn it, I fucked it all up! I always fuck EVERYTHING UP! NO!!! NO! NO! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK MY LIFE! I RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! OH MY GOD, FUCK EVERYTHING!
May 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My Dad remarried 2 times—wait, FUCK! You didn't want that! Wait, no! I'm sorry! Damn it, I fucked it all up! I always fuck EVERYTHING UP! NO!!! NO! NO! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK MY LIFE! I RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! OH MY GOD, FUCK EVERYTHING!
I feel betrayed. Jet Set Radio taught me everything I know about making disgusting terrible artwork.
May 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I feel betrayed. Jet Set Radio taught me everything I know about making disgusting terrible artwork.
Apparently this theory is Pixar's darkest secret. 🤔
May 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Apparently this theory is Pixar's darkest secret. 🤔
My concept art for if Sesame Street made an episode about scorpions.
April 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My concept art for if Sesame Street made an episode about scorpions.
iDubbbz said the next Content Cop is on the SpongeBob episode "House Fancy" for torturing Squidward. 👀
April 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
iDubbbz said the next Content Cop is on the SpongeBob episode "House Fancy" for torturing Squidward. 👀
How I feel lately as a Mizayaki (Studio Ghibili) fanboy who knows how to ChatGPT. 😢
April 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
How I feel lately as a Mizayaki (Studio Ghibili) fanboy who knows how to ChatGPT. 😢
Same energy. #NoOnesSafe #RoastingEverybody
March 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Same energy. #NoOnesSafe #RoastingEverybody
Unethical animal experiments have been LEGALIZED! 👀🔥‼️
Experiments could roam the Earth by 2026. 🌎
Experiments could roam the Earth by 2026. 🌎
March 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Unethical animal experiments have been LEGALIZED! 👀🔥‼️
Experiments could roam the Earth by 2026. 🌎
Experiments could roam the Earth by 2026. 🌎
> Charisma (famous YouTuber)
> Leadership (years of running a social media empire)
> Influence (popularized music for an entire generation)
> Honesty and civility (gave Not Like Us a 0 for its use of personal attacks)
Now say it with me: "President Anthony Fantano." #Fantano2028
> Leadership (years of running a social media empire)
> Influence (popularized music for an entire generation)
> Honesty and civility (gave Not Like Us a 0 for its use of personal attacks)
Now say it with me: "President Anthony Fantano." #Fantano2028
March 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
> Charisma (famous YouTuber)
> Leadership (years of running a social media empire)
> Influence (popularized music for an entire generation)
> Honesty and civility (gave Not Like Us a 0 for its use of personal attacks)
Now say it with me: "President Anthony Fantano." #Fantano2028
> Leadership (years of running a social media empire)
> Influence (popularized music for an entire generation)
> Honesty and civility (gave Not Like Us a 0 for its use of personal attacks)
Now say it with me: "President Anthony Fantano." #Fantano2028
Eminem + Dr. Seuss!? Somebody pinch me!!! 🙌
March 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Eminem + Dr. Seuss!? Somebody pinch me!!! 🙌