positRon
@rnmiv.bsky.social
Writer of stuff, watcher of cars going in circles, fourth of my name
Really hoping this new Behind the Bastards episode didn't get the bone saw treatment
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Really hoping this new Behind the Bastards episode didn't get the bone saw treatment
Is Nick Saban drunk or is he always like this?
January 19, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Is Nick Saban drunk or is he always like this?
Car commercials: "Our gigantic truck can drive unreasonably fast over dirt and rocks and mud"
Me: "I want to get to the grocery store"
Me: "I want to get to the grocery store"
January 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Car commercials: "Our gigantic truck can drive unreasonably fast over dirt and rocks and mud"
Me: "I want to get to the grocery store"
Me: "I want to get to the grocery store"
Me listening to podcasts 2 years ago: "These chumba casino commercials are the most obnoxious thing I've ever heard"
Capitalism: "Hold my beer"
Capitalism: "Hold my beer"
January 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Me listening to podcasts 2 years ago: "These chumba casino commercials are the most obnoxious thing I've ever heard"
Capitalism: "Hold my beer"
Capitalism: "Hold my beer"
My headcanon is the NYT has a Matrix-style human farm where they grow more reactionary op-ed writers
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
My headcanon is the NYT has a Matrix-style human farm where they grow more reactionary op-ed writers
My favorite part about driving a Prius in a red state is getting coal rolled by guys who were losing their minds about gas prices a year ago
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
My favorite part about driving a Prius in a red state is getting coal rolled by guys who were losing their minds about gas prices a year ago
Me reading that we're going to waste billions building Trump-class battleships and the first one will be called the Defiant
a man in a red and black uniform with a star trek badge on his chest
Alt: Captain Ben Sisko from Star Trek: Deep Space 9 shaking his head
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Me reading that we're going to waste billions building Trump-class battleships and the first one will be called the Defiant
And the edgelord version
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
And the edgelord version
Indy all dressed up for the holidays
December 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Indy all dressed up for the holidays
Thanks for all the extra AI features, Google. I've always said my Pixel isn't slow enough
December 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Thanks for all the extra AI features, Google. I've always said my Pixel isn't slow enough
I'm against regulations on the free press, but I do think journalists should get kicked in the shins every time they use the word "mistruth"
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm against regulations on the free press, but I do think journalists should get kicked in the shins every time they use the word "mistruth"
I was at a standup comedy show during Trump's address. It was the best thing I've done for my mental health all year
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I was at a standup comedy show during Trump's address. It was the best thing I've done for my mental health all year
Hanging out in your hotel room with the door wide open is some absolute psychopath behavior
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Hanging out in your hotel room with the door wide open is some absolute psychopath behavior
"Track your order with Shop" is code for "you might receive your order before the heat death of the universe, no promises though"
December 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"Track your order with Shop" is code for "you might receive your order before the heat death of the universe, no promises though"
Dark Souls 2 is better than Dark Souls 1 and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Dark Souls 2 is better than Dark Souls 1 and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
I just walked past a man carrying two pizza boxes vertically. I've never been so afraid for my life.
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I just walked past a man carrying two pizza boxes vertically. I've never been so afraid for my life.
Nothing boosts your self esteem like re-downloading Bumble for the hundredth time and getting the "you've run out of people in your area" screen
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Nothing boosts your self esteem like re-downloading Bumble for the hundredth time and getting the "you've run out of people in your area" screen
I'm getting back in touch with my metalhead roots and I had forgotten how hard Feminazgul fucking rips @margaret.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I'm getting back in touch with my metalhead roots and I had forgotten how hard Feminazgul fucking rips @margaret.bsky.social
Say "new". Now say "clear". New-clear. How the fuck do people still not know how to pronounce that word in the year of our lord 2025
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Say "new". Now say "clear". New-clear. How the fuck do people still not know how to pronounce that word in the year of our lord 2025
Dear every Tesla driver with an "I bought this before Elon went crazy" sticker, no you didn't
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Dear every Tesla driver with an "I bought this before Elon went crazy" sticker, no you didn't
Out of 4 people at the gas station I'm the one loser who turned their engine off
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Out of 4 people at the gas station I'm the one loser who turned their engine off
Nothing like going to a restaurant the night before Thanksgiving and being the only one here not treating the servers like absolute shit. Gotta love the holiday season
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Nothing like going to a restaurant the night before Thanksgiving and being the only one here not treating the servers like absolute shit. Gotta love the holiday season
F1 everywhere else: "we need to get that debris off the track"
F1 in the US: "that debris has the constitutional right to be wherever it wants. Yeehaw!"
F1 in the US: "that debris has the constitutional right to be wherever it wants. Yeehaw!"
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
F1 everywhere else: "we need to get that debris off the track"
F1 in the US: "that debris has the constitutional right to be wherever it wants. Yeehaw!"
F1 in the US: "that debris has the constitutional right to be wherever it wants. Yeehaw!"
I really don't need the Las Vegas Sphere to turn into a creepy version of Pac Man every time a car goes by
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I really don't need the Las Vegas Sphere to turn into a creepy version of Pac Man every time a car goes by
The National Catholic Youth Conference is in town this weekend. My condolences to every service industry worker
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The National Catholic Youth Conference is in town this weekend. My condolences to every service industry worker