Also turns out they didn’t want to keep their guns to stop a tyrannical government.

It’s curating travel locations and games to try among other things, how is it not trying to sell anything?

oh never mind I had to change the view to "show all devices" and then click on the drive itself instead of the volume, THEN when you go to erase, the option to switch from mbr to gpt shows up. cause that's user friendly I guess