Plot twist: they're going to take you to space...where no one can hear you scream.

Someone on my project (a developer) used ChatGPT to alphabetize a list of 10 items.

I think January 2029 seems pretty appealing currently.

You are forcing me to question reality, as someone who has used both the em-dash and rocket emoji for years. I think I need to go try some CAPTCHA tests to be sure.

Kermit died?

Wow, that is great news -- congrats! You're making the web better and I'm glad that the funding you received will keep your work going.

The legibility was my immediate reaction to seeing it.

Liquid glass? More like liquid ass.

Wow, this looks a _lot_ like "A Short Hike"... I hope @adamgryu.bsky.social is ok with this. 👀

Oh wow, that is awful news. I'm sorry to hear this, and your next company will be so lucky to have you.