Roxanne Saylor
@rmspinafore.bsky.social
Small biz owner. Recovering actor. Childless Cat Lady. Progressive. 🏳️🌈
Trump wins all the best awards.
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Trump wins all the best awards.
Was it chicken, 5 tortillas, and 5 broccoli florets?
January 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Was it chicken, 5 tortillas, and 5 broccoli florets?
The PPP (Pedophile Protector Party)
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 PM
The PPP (Pedophile Protector Party)
Turns out when you put all the fat from your ass into your face, you spout nothing but shit.
January 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Turns out when you put all the fat from your ass into your face, you spout nothing but shit.
Stand back and stand by.
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Stand back and stand by.
Totally tuned out and bored until something can make it about him.
January 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Totally tuned out and bored until something can make it about him.
New personal finance recs just dropped
a man playing a piano with the words she 's choppin broccoli above him
Alt: Dana Carvey on SNL playing a piano with the words she 's choppin broccoli above him
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
New personal finance recs just dropped
To be fair, her shit show is the news.
January 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
To be fair, her shit show is the news.
Also, we’re just so tired of small white men puffing up their chests and pretending to be big and strong.
January 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Also, we’re just so tired of small white men puffing up their chests and pretending to be big and strong.
And drop protector.
January 14, 2026 at 12:29 AM
And drop protector.
Will Tony ask the Prez about this in his hard hitting interview? (rhetorical)
January 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Will Tony ask the Prez about this in his hard hitting interview? (rhetorical)
Reuters finds Trump voters’ brains still cooked.
January 13, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Reuters finds Trump voters’ brains still cooked.
Me trying to escape the news.
January 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Me trying to escape the news.
The market has essentially ignored the real economy for a year. (Tesla stock doubled since April!) It feels like this phenomenon falls under the mass psychosis umbrella that has taken hold under Trump.
January 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The market has essentially ignored the real economy for a year. (Tesla stock doubled since April!) It feels like this phenomenon falls under the mass psychosis umbrella that has taken hold under Trump.
Hmmmm. Lying about the scope of a building in DC, you say?
January 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Hmmmm. Lying about the scope of a building in DC, you say?
The size of his donation confirms the need for the new tax.
January 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The size of his donation confirms the need for the new tax.
Putting the I in AI.
January 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Putting the I in AI.
“Oh, and there not actually here to enforce immigration laws, but to act unlawfully themselves in order to punish Democratic cities.”
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
“Oh, and there not actually here to enforce immigration laws, but to act unlawfully themselves in order to punish Democratic cities.”
I wish to God Democrats would start saying “of course this is the fault of ICE because they should not be here in the first place. Military style operations will only stir up terror, chaos, and fear - which is absolutely unnecessary to enforce immigration laws.”
January 11, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I wish to God Democrats would start saying “of course this is the fault of ICE because they should not be here in the first place. Military style operations will only stir up terror, chaos, and fear - which is absolutely unnecessary to enforce immigration laws.”
4 quarters are for suckers
January 11, 2026 at 5:41 AM
4 quarters are for suckers
What gets a bit lost in the blame game of this exact moment - though of course it was the fault of ICE - is THERE IS ZERO REASON FOR PACKS OF ICE GOONS TO BE ROAMING CITY STREETS. Immigration enforcement can be conducted without this inhumane bullshit and everyone knows it.
January 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
What gets a bit lost in the blame game of this exact moment - though of course it was the fault of ICE - is THERE IS ZERO REASON FOR PACKS OF ICE GOONS TO BE ROAMING CITY STREETS. Immigration enforcement can be conducted without this inhumane bullshit and everyone knows it.