Hey zank can i get a hi

ARMED AND DANGEROUS

Right with u tbh

(4.) She also runs a black market stall out of a laundromat basement called “Lance’s Late Fees”, where she sells bootlegged VHS tapes of movies that are “technically” public domain, horror flicks dubbed over with her own commentary, and cursed copies of Space Jam.

(.3) It all came crashing down the night she climbed on top of a police cruiser mid-set and used it as her personal porta-potty. That stunt got her arrested (again), kicked out of the band (for good), and immortalized in several grainy YouTube videos titled "Pee Queen vs The State."

(2.) She rose to semi-underground fame as the frontwoman of a punk band called The Regretsons, known for their infamously shitty live shows and mid-song fist fights where at least one person in the audience hated the song too much they immediately jump on the stage and start assaulting her.

(1.) Raised in suburban Montreal to parents who tried and failed to "fix her," Lance dropped out of college after one semester (major: Undeclared, minor: Skipping Class).

She quickly spiraled into an ongoing tour of house parties, cheap gigs, and even cheaper, shittier booze.

Ah fuck
I just realized
Its supposed to be deny defend depose not defund
ITS OKAY ITS LEGALLY DISTINCT CHARLUIGI MANGIONE SO ITS FINE ITS A PARODY