a couple days ago i was awoken by a very loud metallic crushing sound, like someone stomping on a 20 ft tall Coke can. Was it that??

she's right, i did an internship as a jail nurse, and the only good thing was the mac and cheese

Drop biscuits are something like scones: crumbly. Rolled biscuit are not yeasted, but are rolled, folded and cut out. They are buttery and flaky, not crumbly at all. Both use baking powder for leavening.

i found a dead one in my backyard as a child, nightmare fuel

accurate

Alexandria, Louisiana. By FAR.

In elementary school, i used to collect them at recess then back in class i'd crack them under the leg of my chair!