These are from last year cuz apparently momma nature doesn't think we deserve snow this year.

Sorry, best I can do is an annoyed unicorn.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Forgot to attach the pic 🤦‍♂️

Things have been and will be shit for a long while.

Take this, it might help. #unicorn #candycorn

Can I offer mine in these trying times?

Could you make it a seax? They are visually distinctly "viking" and have no modern military affiliation (that I'm aware of). They could be visually simple or incredibly ornate and ranged in size from a small pairing knife to full on sword. These are all modern interpretations of museum pieces.

Look, just cuz YOU have a red mare that doesn't want to murder you doesn't mean you have to brag.

May I offer you our resident back yard noodle and this neat beetle in these trying times?

Saw this out in the wild and felt it was relevant to current 💿🐴.

Adding a reply as you can't discuss pets without posting pics. Sorry it's the rule.

3/ times. This is the only time we see anything with enough force that could generate heat with the kettle. So Mira punches the water to boiling. This is why she is the most awesome. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. (Couldn't find a gif of the scene so this one will have to do).

Sooo, I started the walk with 2 dogs and finished with 3. Give it a few days to see if it's permanent.

I used to do illumination and calligraphy for a reenactment group. I'm well versed in the art (pun fully intended) of the long storied history of mortal snail combat.

You posted candy corn, so I must as well.

Right! I can't count how many times she's gotten spicy with me and tried to kill me, but she's just my cute pink princess, have more cookies.

She's learning from the best!

If you see this, post a unicorn.