(Not speaking from experience, just doing some crime research.)

I take Focalin during the day and Ritalin to sleep, and l swear, almost every month I have an issue because the pharmacy claims my Rx isn’t at their location or I filled it within the last 30 days or whatever—but they mix up the drugs. And I can’t use the app because they’re “controlled substances.”

YES. And also sometimes when typing more than a couple of sentences—a best friend’s happy birthday post on Facebook—when I go to edit myself, the cursor keeps going to weird places and autocorrecting mid-word. Or putting spaces mid-word. Just wildly hard to type a coherent sentence.

Also I think that A-list celebrities could take some notes from soap opera stars on anti-aging stuff. (Wrinkles are fine and beautiful! But if you don’t want wrinkles, holy cow these soap stars have figured out how to avoid wrinkles without unnatural-looking filler.)

Says the woman whose party caused January 6.