Me walking around a pond listening to Nozick being all depressed about the state of the world. Then sudden glee. “Oooooo look a dung beetle rolling his little shitball around! Cool!”
April 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Me walking around a pond listening to Nozick being all depressed about the state of the world. Then sudden glee. “Oooooo look a dung beetle rolling his little shitball around! Cool!”
Dogs found the spot in the pond where all this season’s frogs were sunning and kept crashing through it on purpose like Dogzilla through Toadkyo.
April 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Dogs found the spot in the pond where all this season’s frogs were sunning and kept crashing through it on purpose like Dogzilla through Toadkyo.
What in the white people taco night is going on here?!? I brined, marinated, and smoked sheepshead we caught last week. Then made a bacon broccoli slaw. Then grilled the tortillas in the bacon grease.
April 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
What in the white people taco night is going on here?!? I brined, marinated, and smoked sheepshead we caught last week. Then made a bacon broccoli slaw. Then grilled the tortillas in the bacon grease.
Kicking off kidding season!
April 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Kicking off kidding season!
My evil design of turning a skinny outside highway dog into a plump inside pillow princess puppy is in full effect with the introduction of the “Floofy Blanket. “
March 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
My evil design of turning a skinny outside highway dog into a plump inside pillow princess puppy is in full effect with the introduction of the “Floofy Blanket. “
Some puppy has gone from the goats are great toys to ‘oh they dispense food out their asses if I let them mow dad’s yard in peace’.
March 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Some puppy has gone from the goats are great toys to ‘oh they dispense food out their asses if I let them mow dad’s yard in peace’.
When the ladies are away us animals will play.
2 inch pasture raised heritage pork chop. Rubbed in caramelized garlic salt, Nashville hot chicken dust, pecan dust. Smoked them braised in Nashville hot oil, pineapple juice, butter, and honey.
The dogs got their own chop. It wasn’t so fancy.
2 inch pasture raised heritage pork chop. Rubbed in caramelized garlic salt, Nashville hot chicken dust, pecan dust. Smoked them braised in Nashville hot oil, pineapple juice, butter, and honey.
The dogs got their own chop. It wasn’t so fancy.
March 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
When the ladies are away us animals will play.
2 inch pasture raised heritage pork chop. Rubbed in caramelized garlic salt, Nashville hot chicken dust, pecan dust. Smoked them braised in Nashville hot oil, pineapple juice, butter, and honey.
The dogs got their own chop. It wasn’t so fancy.
2 inch pasture raised heritage pork chop. Rubbed in caramelized garlic salt, Nashville hot chicken dust, pecan dust. Smoked them braised in Nashville hot oil, pineapple juice, butter, and honey.
The dogs got their own chop. It wasn’t so fancy.
Me as very rural Antifa.
March 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Me as very rural Antifa.
Not even 6 months old and already looking like an existential crisis
March 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Not even 6 months old and already looking like an existential crisis
Wife and I are driving back home from Jacksonville where we bought this Ponderosa Lemon tree. It’s on its side in the bed of the truck sorta hanging over the back. I call this my Florida Truck Nuts.
March 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Wife and I are driving back home from Jacksonville where we bought this Ponderosa Lemon tree. It’s on its side in the bed of the truck sorta hanging over the back. I call this my Florida Truck Nuts.
And I’ll exchange stinkhorns.
March 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
And I’ll exchange stinkhorns.
Still winning the unspoken competition with my wife about who will be the dog’s “person”. The newest Maggie, makes it 7,2, and 1. One of the dogs decided our daughter was her “person”.
February 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Still winning the unspoken competition with my wife about who will be the dog’s “person”. The newest Maggie, makes it 7,2, and 1. One of the dogs decided our daughter was her “person”.
Patiently waiting for the Georgia swamp to reclaim the 4 rolls of paper towel the puppy spread all over the back yard.
February 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Patiently waiting for the Georgia swamp to reclaim the 4 rolls of paper towel the puppy spread all over the back yard.
That look she gives you when pulling hot bread out of the oven.
Best wife of all time: Okay the buns are done.
Me: My anaconda does want some because you got done buns hun!
Best wife of all time: Okay the buns are done.
Me: My anaconda does want some because you got done buns hun!
February 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
That look she gives you when pulling hot bread out of the oven.
Best wife of all time: Okay the buns are done.
Me: My anaconda does want some because you got done buns hun!
Best wife of all time: Okay the buns are done.
Me: My anaconda does want some because you got done buns hun!
Who wants Crab Rangoon puff pastry turnovers? We got extra.
February 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Who wants Crab Rangoon puff pastry turnovers? We got extra.
We made pastrami y’all.
February 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We made pastrami y’all.
Hog splitter heat treat test with my buddy Jeffro is complete. 6 pounds of hog butchering steel. I'll pretty it up a bit sometime in the next couple of weeks. Tractor leaf and black palm. Tested on logs and a 24oz beer for theater.
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Hog splitter heat treat test with my buddy Jeffro is complete. 6 pounds of hog butchering steel. I'll pretty it up a bit sometime in the next couple of weeks. Tractor leaf and black palm. Tested on logs and a 24oz beer for theater.
This dog even sleeps dramatically
February 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This dog even sleeps dramatically
Celebrating Groundhog’s day with some ground hog. Welcome to the party cholesterol hand grenades.
February 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Celebrating Groundhog’s day with some ground hog. Welcome to the party cholesterol hand grenades.
When you’re pig is butchered with specific instructions. Hello triple thick choppy chops!
January 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
When you’re pig is butchered with specific instructions. Hello triple thick choppy chops!
Somebody does not understand my need to go to the gym. At this point it may be me.
January 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Somebody does not understand my need to go to the gym. At this point it may be me.
Last ditch effort to save this girl. We have lost more goats over the years to weather fluctuations than anything else.
January 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Last ditch effort to save this girl. We have lost more goats over the years to weather fluctuations than anything else.
Power out. Internet down. Whole county shut down. Nobody working. Nobody outdoors. All you can hear is the crack-woosh-thud of falling pine boughs. Was this what rock-a-by baby was written about?
January 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Power out. Internet down. Whole county shut down. Nobody working. Nobody outdoors. All you can hear is the crack-woosh-thud of falling pine boughs. Was this what rock-a-by baby was written about?
Way cuter than what I ate
January 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Way cuter than what I ate