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rjzalt.bsky.social
@rjzalt.bsky.social
Gay, lefty, vegan. Groundbreaking, I know.

📍 North West, UK
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Giving this alt thing a go.
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It's a bold move by Wes Streeting to indefinitely restrict people's access to healthcare given recent events.
December 11, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Gun totting, vintage BMW driving, bottoming sad eyed assassin is the representation we need.

Bonus points for sarcastic, lesbian professional assassins.
#blackdoves
December 11, 2024 at 10:42 AM
There is still some good advice to be found online after all
Just so you know…. This is my face sitting code. 😈
December 11, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Love a lazy morning. Moved all the way from bed to the sofa so I deserve a rest 🥱😂
December 11, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Another week, another boner
December 9, 2024 at 8:42 AM
I feel seen
that one orc: looks like meat's back on the menu boys!

crowd of orcs: *cheers*

vegan orc who is always asking if there are vegan options: are there vegan options
December 3, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Getting my bins collected and I'm in the kitchen wondering if it's *really* inappropriate to suck off the whole bin lorry crew 🤔 Feral!
December 3, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Repost a pic of your baby when they were smol
December 3, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Woke up feral. One of those days when I needed both hands on it. It's gonna be a long one.
December 3, 2024 at 8:13 AM
5 more minutes 🥱
#monochromaticmonday #mcm
December 2, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Today is #WorldAidsDay. A day to remember those we lost, celebrate progress, fight stigma and raise awareness.

Have fun, be safe, test regularly and don't be a dick 😉
December 1, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Show me your pet and who/what they are named after.

Znajda - meaning foundling/stray in English
November 30, 2024 at 5:19 PM
"Queer identity" sure is a nice way of saying "cocks and holes"
November 30, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Yeah, sex is great but have you ever gotten your car's MOT paperwork back with NO ISSUES OR ADVISORIES on the first go?🥵
November 29, 2024 at 3:09 PM
It's so pretty 😍
James rocked sleek black cock bands tattoo today—simple and striking!

#dicktattoo #bandtattoo #boldandblack
November 29, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Get to it, boy #fcf
November 29, 2024 at 6:18 AM
What I expect my feed to look like today #fcf
November 29, 2024 at 5:48 AM
open.spotify.com/show/0cnl9um...

Learn your history homos 🤓📖
Abraham Lincoln: Lover of Men (feat. Shaun Peterson)
open.spotify.com
November 28, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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Look at me I’m a work of art

Now give me $6.2 million please
November 28, 2024 at 7:56 AM
TBH, both are ego boosting 😏
November 28, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Good morning:) Not fully hard yet, but about 2 mins on this app should do it 🙃
November 28, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Post a ship that’s neither Star Trek nor Star Wars.
November 27, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Adorable
November 27, 2024 at 11:08 AM
When you see this quote post with #softcock
November 27, 2024 at 10:47 AM