To become a licensed attorney in this and every state, a person must swear to uphold the United States Constitution. How ironic that this very oath, that allows one to practice law, will prevent lawyers from employment with the United States Department of Justice.

If Elon Musk were a general surgeon, he would approach an appendectomy with a hand grenade.

Here’s an idea: philanthropist Mackenzie Scott could take some of those billions of dollars she gives away, form a national newspaper, hire the great journalists who have quit the New York Times and the Washington Post, and tell the truth.

How can I make the cat pictures STOP?

In celebration of his love of Big Macs, Trump had Melania come to the Inauguration as the Hamburgler.

Now this will shock everybody! The Supreme Court has denied Trump’s attempt to block his sentencing tomorrow as our Felon-in-Chief-Elect. No, that is not the shock. Alito voted against. So, can you hear him calling Trump, “can he still have a job?” “Please?”

How do you get the algorithm to replace all those cat pictures with Golden Retrievers?