I meant to say it was an oxidized chain nipple ring with a Jolly Roger at the end, because gay piracy.

You guys, and the team(I assume you have a team now) are amazing and I hope you find the time my nipple was attacked by a fish as amusing as my ex did when it happened. Hope you’re having a wonderful and happy summer!

Well one day during the summer my ex and I went swimming in this small pond in deep river CT. My ex left me to go say hi to some friends and I watched this son of a bitch of a sunfish slowly swim up to me. It began nibbling on my nipple piercing like it was a god damn lure. I never screamed so loud.

Yes, it’s definitely dumb. Nobody said racists were smart.

It’s because his father, Barack Obama sr was born in Kenya.