Independent U.S. presidential candidate 2028
Squatted down to adjust shower mat
Thought there was a cat by my leg
It was just my hairy balls brushing against my ankle
Good grief
Squatted down to adjust shower mat
Thought there was a cat by my leg
It was just my hairy balls brushing against my ankle
Good grief
If I said this was the new Finnish blackened folk band Duvaloduuvya nobody would question me
If I said this was the new Finnish blackened folk band Duvaloduuvya nobody would question me
Back to getting obliterated on dabs I guess 🤷🏽♂️🙆🏽♂️
Back to getting obliterated on dabs I guess 🤷🏽♂️🙆🏽♂️
I’m really hoping this is as potent in changing my life and mental wellbeing as I expect.
I’m really hoping this is as potent in changing my life and mental wellbeing as I expect.
It’s a verbatim quote from one of the greatest movies of all time and Seth MacFarlane probably regrets it because y’all stupid
It’s a verbatim quote from one of the greatest movies of all time and Seth MacFarlane probably regrets it because y’all stupid
Coastal and Southern people don’t understand, for MN and the Midwest in general 42 is fucking *balmy*
Coastal and Southern people don’t understand, for MN and the Midwest in general 42 is fucking *balmy*
“Ohhhh boy, I bet SHE could sit somewhat comfortably on a firm, uneven surface…🥵”
“Ohhhh boy, I bet SHE could sit somewhat comfortably on a firm, uneven surface…🥵”
I fucking hate the holiday season with my entire bloody soul
I fucking hate the holiday season with my entire bloody soul
How? Dunno.
How? Dunno.
P.S. Whatever challenger you’re thinking is objectively wrong.
P.S. Whatever challenger you’re thinking is objectively wrong.
I saw the first 9 minutes as a trailer and they actually SPEAK RUSSIAN IN THE GULAG. Automatically +100 points. I literally couldn’t even sit through Chernobyl.
I saw the first 9 minutes as a trailer and they actually SPEAK RUSSIAN IN THE GULAG. Automatically +100 points. I literally couldn’t even sit through Chernobyl.