RamVentilation
rjmarks.bsky.social
RamVentilation
@rjmarks.bsky.social
Saying stuff. Reading stuff.

Independent U.S. presidential candidate 2028
Everything is shit but at least there’s still cat feet
April 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Imagine being so famous that someone gets your restaurant receipt PSA graded

#lebronjames
March 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
About to get in shower

Squatted down to adjust shower mat

Thought there was a cat by my leg

It was just my hairy balls brushing against my ankle

Good grief
March 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Anyone else think Trump’s signature looks like a fuckin black metal logo

If I said this was the new Finnish blackened folk band Duvaloduuvya nobody would question me
February 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Whenever someone drives like a dickhead around me instead of swearing at them I just go, “Brother bear!” like I’m shaming a child and tbh it helps the road rage
February 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My supposed ADHD provider heard my current med list and her eyebrows shot up and she pretty much immediately told me she couldn’t help me lol $130 down the fuckin drain

Back to getting obliterated on dabs I guess 🤷🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️
January 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ok Deafheaven is making black metal again tho
January 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m finally—FINALLY—getting help for my severe ADHD on Tuesday after years of being undiagnosed due to doctors being obstinate asshats (I’m banned from the Sioux Falls Behavioral clinic for swearing at them).

I’m really hoping this is as potent in changing my life and mental wellbeing as I expect.
January 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
All the people who worshipped brat better show that same energy for FKA twigs dammit
January 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If I could tell everyone in the world just one thing, it would be that the “You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead. I’m an easy target” speech is NOT PETER GRIFFIN

It’s a verbatim quote from one of the greatest movies of all time and Seth MacFarlane probably regrets it because y’all stupid
two men are sitting in front of a door that says planes trains and automobiles on it
ALT: two men are sitting in front of a door that says planes trains and automobiles on it
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ride the Lighting >>> Master of Puppets
January 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My friend who lives in Iraq has a longhair chihuahua and an eyeless orange cat who are best friends and it gives me LIFE 🧡🧡
January 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It’s a whole 42° out right now in Kingfield. It’s an immediate post-Christmas heat wave.

Coastal and Southern people don’t understand, for MN and the Midwest in general 42 is fucking *balmy*
December 28, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Throughout the garbage of the last few months, I’m finally getting stabilized and not only that but I’ve lost a good 10-15 lbs. and have cut my cigarette intake by half. Feels really good.
December 27, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Boobs make sense as far as “biological advantage” or whatever, but I’m an ass man and I don’t get it.

“Ohhhh boy, I bet SHE could sit somewhat comfortably on a firm, uneven surface…🥵”
December 26, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Adventures of Circadian Man 3: Took a 5-hour nap for no reason and now I’m up at midnight. Currently sitting in the bathroom deciding whether or not a hot shower is worth the time.
December 26, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Most of my family won’t speak to me and I have nobody to be with. I’m entirely alone and working on Christmas and I’ll be working until I have to work again on the 30th.

I fucking hate the holiday season with my entire bloody soul
December 25, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Continuing adventures of Circadian Man: Went to bed at like 10 and got a full night’s sleep, worked from 8 til 4:30. Took a LONG nap when I got home and as soon as I got to my last client…fell asleep on the couch with her. Luckily she’s an old pup and we always just chill there anyways.
December 24, 2024 at 9:37 AM
If I had the chance to resurrect one person, Bill Hicks is on the short list.
Bill Hicks - Positive Drug Story
YouTube video by kenneth mabie
youtu.be
December 23, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Mood this morning
December 23, 2024 at 1:22 PM
I have apparently primed my YouTube algorithm to follow almost any music video with Dying Fetus.

How? Dunno.
December 22, 2024 at 12:52 AM
As far as national fast food chains go, it baffles me that somehow Culver’s has the best chicken tendies.

P.S. Whatever challenger you’re thinking is objectively wrong.
December 21, 2024 at 7:49 PM
I swear my circadian rhythm has a tendency towards having me awake in the early morning. I took a nap yesterday and it ended up lasting 10 hours. I’m always super alert and ready when I get up even if it’s 2 a.m., which actually tends to be my “prime time”.
December 21, 2024 at 10:29 AM
If reality is a grand simulation, then would it have been so difficult to give “cat barfing” and “cat licking butthole” different sound effects?
December 20, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Speaking of movie quality WHYYY did Kraven have to be bad??

I saw the first 9 minutes as a trailer and they actually SPEAK RUSSIAN IN THE GULAG. Automatically +100 points. I literally couldn’t even sit through Chernobyl.
December 16, 2024 at 1:53 AM