R.J. Haynes
@rjhaynes.bsky.social
Writer. Director. What the heck-ter.
He/him
He/him
Maaaaan, the opening has just one little mold tower instead of two. #thelastofus
April 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Maaaaan, the opening has just one little mold tower instead of two. #thelastofus
Okay… hear me out. The show Andor… it’s exactly the same. The plot, the cast, everything the same. Except his name is “Andrew” and the show is called “Andrew”.
April 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Okay… hear me out. The show Andor… it’s exactly the same. The plot, the cast, everything the same. Except his name is “Andrew” and the show is called “Andrew”.
Just once I want someone to “love that for you” for me.
March 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just once I want someone to “love that for you” for me.
I’m really sweating the gentrification of Roku Town.
March 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I’m really sweating the gentrification of Roku Town.
I’m bored with the “Raiders would be the same story without Indy” argument and ready for the “Shortround is the real hero of Temple” discussion.
February 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I’m bored with the “Raiders would be the same story without Indy” argument and ready for the “Shortround is the real hero of Temple” discussion.
Temple of Doom Ford is the hottest Ford. End of skeet.
February 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Temple of Doom Ford is the hottest Ford. End of skeet.
Two things from my birthday call with the parents today: Mom liked Conclave but thought the ending was “too Hollywood” and Dad buys random funny birthday cards whenever he’s at the store “just in case.”
January 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Two things from my birthday call with the parents today: Mom liked Conclave but thought the ending was “too Hollywood” and Dad buys random funny birthday cards whenever he’s at the store “just in case.”
And a very merry “we needed this” to you, LA
January 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
And a very merry “we needed this” to you, LA
I love this city. Come on now, LA.
January 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I love this city. Come on now, LA.
@jamesgunn.bsky.social , please tell me there are at least 2 Gogol Bordello songs in every episode of Creature Commandos.
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social , please tell me there are at least 2 Gogol Bordello songs in every episode of Creature Commandos.
Re: Rube, I also think a WHOOPI Goldberg machine could be fun.
November 23, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Re: Rube, I also think a WHOOPI Goldberg machine could be fun.
Since we're all trying to fill up our new bluesky timeline, how's about you repost this short, clever, horror film I wrote and produced recently? People like it! You might too! #horror #foundfootagehorror #independentfilm www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6qr...
The Night Editors - Meta Found Footage Horror Short
YouTube video by R.J. Haynes
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Since we're all trying to fill up our new bluesky timeline, how's about you repost this short, clever, horror film I wrote and produced recently? People like it! You might too! #horror #foundfootagehorror #independentfilm www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6qr...
A new social media platform provides an opportunity to try a whole new voice! My new voice has a strong New York accident and is, in fact, walking here.
November 18, 2024 at 7:54 PM
A new social media platform provides an opportunity to try a whole new voice! My new voice has a strong New York accident and is, in fact, walking here.
I left twitter because “x” is a stupid name. I’d rather post “skeets”
November 17, 2024 at 4:29 PM
I left twitter because “x” is a stupid name. I’d rather post “skeets”
If you lived under a rock and someone told you “a sixty year old retired boxer is fighting a douchebag YouTuber, which one has a face tattoo?” You’d guess wrong. #thinkaboutit
November 16, 2024 at 4:29 AM
If you lived under a rock and someone told you “a sixty year old retired boxer is fighting a douchebag YouTuber, which one has a face tattoo?” You’d guess wrong. #thinkaboutit
Mike Tyson is going to smash his like button
November 16, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Mike Tyson is going to smash his like button
The breakfast sandwich is called a "McGriddles." If you make that singular (McGriddle), you are talking about one of the two buns used in making the McGriddles breakfast sandwich. Anyway, I need to start counting calories again.
November 13, 2024 at 6:11 PM
The breakfast sandwich is called a "McGriddles." If you make that singular (McGriddle), you are talking about one of the two buns used in making the McGriddles breakfast sandwich. Anyway, I need to start counting calories again.
Dude, twitter sucks
November 11, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Dude, twitter sucks