Alright I just got done watching Clone Wars and where the FUCK did Lux Bonteri go like bro was such an interesting character and he just disappeared from the show one day.
I am aware it sounds as if I’m talking about a Glup Shitto but I’m not guys I swear
I am aware it sounds as if I’m talking about a Glup Shitto but I’m not guys I swear
October 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Alright I just got done watching Clone Wars and where the FUCK did Lux Bonteri go like bro was such an interesting character and he just disappeared from the show one day.
I am aware it sounds as if I’m talking about a Glup Shitto but I’m not guys I swear
I am aware it sounds as if I’m talking about a Glup Shitto but I’m not guys I swear
It’s the autistic rizz
September 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It’s the autistic rizz
I seldom talk like that both IRL and online and until one of my Discord friends heard my voice he thought I had a posh British accent, like he was surprised I was American
If you ever want people to take you more seriously, just talk like a Medieval Lord.
Don't say "I'm not stupid" say "What kind of fool do you take me for?"
Don't say "Shut up" say "Hold your tongue."
Trust me, it works.
Don't say "I'm not stupid" say "What kind of fool do you take me for?"
Don't say "Shut up" say "Hold your tongue."
Trust me, it works.
September 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I seldom talk like that both IRL and online and until one of my Discord friends heard my voice he thought I had a posh British accent, like he was surprised I was American
Tullos 2028 🫡
Laws I'm passing on day 1 as president:
1. You can be a comedian *or* have a podcast, not both.
2. No more smartphones, we all go back to flip phones forever
3. A bus pass in every garage and an alligator in every backyard.
4. No more remakes. Ever.
5. Sabrina Carpenter has to be nice to me.
1. You can be a comedian *or* have a podcast, not both.
2. No more smartphones, we all go back to flip phones forever
3. A bus pass in every garage and an alligator in every backyard.
4. No more remakes. Ever.
5. Sabrina Carpenter has to be nice to me.
June 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Tullos 2028 🫡
At the rate things are going, there is a good chance society collapses before GTA 6 comes out
May 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
At the rate things are going, there is a good chance society collapses before GTA 6 comes out
Houses are like dungeons to bugs and rodents. There is unfathomable loot to be found in this enclosed labyrinthine space, but said loot is guarded by deadly traps and monsters that will kill you on sight
April 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Houses are like dungeons to bugs and rodents. There is unfathomable loot to be found in this enclosed labyrinthine space, but said loot is guarded by deadly traps and monsters that will kill you on sight
“I sure do hope this desert trek goes by without incident!”
The unbeknownst quicksand:
The unbeknownst quicksand:
April 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
“I sure do hope this desert trek goes by without incident!”
The unbeknownst quicksand:
The unbeknownst quicksand:
“Ayo pass the salt”
Chemist: “Ok which one”
Chemist: “Ok which one”
March 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“Ayo pass the salt”
Chemist: “Ok which one”
Chemist: “Ok which one”
Might start posting about my writing here cause my tech illiterate ass needs one of these “social media presences” or something idk
February 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Might start posting about my writing here cause my tech illiterate ass needs one of these “social media presences” or something idk
Is it just me, or does default Red Bull taste like piss while all their spinoff flavors are actually pretty good
February 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Is it just me, or does default Red Bull taste like piss while all their spinoff flavors are actually pretty good
Pizza is toast.
February 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Pizza is toast.
The briefest summary I can give of the first World War:
All of Europe enters with new toy syndrome, leaves with PTSD
All of Europe enters with new toy syndrome, leaves with PTSD
December 31, 2024 at 11:14 PM
The briefest summary I can give of the first World War:
All of Europe enters with new toy syndrome, leaves with PTSD
All of Europe enters with new toy syndrome, leaves with PTSD
If your TV season has fewer episodes than the max number of pokemon in a team, just release it as a movie at this point
November 19, 2024 at 11:43 PM
If your TV season has fewer episodes than the max number of pokemon in a team, just release it as a movie at this point
Me imbibing the spice melange (coffee and adderall) to grant me prescience (what to write next) and become the kwisatz-haderach (a pseudofamous mildly successful author)
April 3, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Me imbibing the spice melange (coffee and adderall) to grant me prescience (what to write next) and become the kwisatz-haderach (a pseudofamous mildly successful author)
I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve rewatched Andor, I think it’s 11
January 18, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve rewatched Andor, I think it’s 11
The plural for Spider-Man is Spiders-Man. No I am not taking criticism at this time
January 10, 2024 at 9:45 PM
The plural for Spider-Man is Spiders-Man. No I am not taking criticism at this time
If you have ever serenaded anyone, your life is technically a musical
August 30, 2023 at 6:11 AM
If you have ever serenaded anyone, your life is technically a musical