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Rich Cassara
@rjcassara.bsky.social
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Security engineer type person.
Too old for this shit.

He/him
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Hitting the Hellenic people and the trisomy 21 community.
Map of Detroit showing “downtown” and “greektown” neighborhoods.
October 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Achewood, March 16 2004 Téodor: Blubbering is when you're crying so hard that when you try to talk, it just comes out like "A BLOOOO BLA BLOO BLOO BLOOOOOOOO!" Here, Lyle got most of it with his video camera. Video playing on laptop: A BLOO BLA BLOO BLOO BLOOOO! BLOO BLOOOO! A BLOO BLA BLOOO! Ray: What the-- man, erase this! The last thing I need is this windin' up on that damned... [[Cut to the Drudge Report home page. At right of screen is a picture of Ray sobbing while dancing, with a picture-in-picture close-up of his face. The column at left reads: **EXCLUSIVE** Bizarre "Blubbering Animal" Dance Video Surfaces Crying Cat Cuts Carpet as Cameraman Cackles ASPCA "Outraged"
August 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Clasping hands meme: One arm: killing puppies Other arm: killing children Hands: Kristi Noem
July 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo, but it’s “Sexfarm baby daddy sidepiece”
July 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Piston Honda from Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out
June 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Bugs Bunny meme: I wish all ICE a very E. Coli
June 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I remember this one stood out as particularly bad.
I Get Wet by Andrew W.K. Given a 0.6 by pitchfork in 2001.
June 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Meme image of George W Bush being told about the events of 9/11. Caption: “Sir. A second cold one has been cracked open. “
May 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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The same Good Place meme as above, except Jason now says “Anytime I had a problem and I added AI…Boom, right away I had a different problem.”
May 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Ceçi n’est pas un chien.
A tricolor cavalier King Charles spaniel, upside down on a dog bed, legs splayed out and head curled around. He is ridiculous.
May 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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IS RFK Jr. a Madball?
I thought he was a Boglin.
Two Boglins, one a dull orangey-brown, the other smaller and brick-red. They are foam rubber puppets that fit on one’s hand. Mostly a big, ugly face with arms attached to the sides. They were a line of toys in the 80s
May 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Single panel from Achewood by Chris Onstad. Lyle (a stuffed tiger in a Misfits T-shirt) raises his fist in celebration while holding a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other: “GAH! Man, Ray’s DESTROYIN’! I’m so pumped I could play a trumpet with my cock!”
April 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Meme image of Oscar Isaac in Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker Captioned: “Somehow…Hawk Tuah girl returned”
April 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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The American public:
Webcomicname “Different” by Alex Norris. The pink blobby person says “I want things to be different” in a room with some furnishings. Second panel shows the person wildly smashing vases and stuff with a baseball bat. Final panel - the person is surrounded by a mess of destruction and says “oh no”
April 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Beast Boy as a leprechaun from Teen Titans Go. The word “Shillelagh” is superimposed over him as he leaps in the air as a sings about livin’ that leprechaun life.
March 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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@mtsw.bsky.social Trump take egg
A nearly empty refrigerated cabinet in Whole Foods. Only some plant based egg in cartons on the top shelf. A sign on the door says they are experiencing difficulty sourcing eggs that meet their standards and customers are limited to 3 cartons
March 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Sex position, or brokerage trading option?
Table of options: 2 Leg Spreads 3 Leg Spreads Combinations Vertical Call Butterfly Call Buy Write Vertical Put Butterfly Put Sell Write Calendar Call Custom 3 Leg Protective Call Calendar Put 4 Leg Spreads Protective Put Diagonal Call Condor Call Straddle Diagonal Put Condor Put Strangle Ratio Call Iron Butterfly Collar/Synthetic Ratio Put Iron Condor Rollout Custom 2 Leg Custom 4 Leg Rollout Spread Rollout Straddle
February 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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These only use natural colorings and are delicious. Not sure if they import them to Canada.
A bag of Albanese True to Fruit gummi bears.
February 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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A screenshot from the DoD cyber training, showing Jeff at his desk. Meme format text around says: The threat is real Don’t let Jeff down.
February 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Tweet from spacetwinks circa 2018. Doctor: treatment is simple. Go see Orville, very funny clown Pagliacci : what about pagliacci? Doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown Pagliacci: Doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
January 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Why is this yellow squash looking at me like a disapproving muppet?
Close up of a yellow squash, there are depressions in the skin that make it look vaguely like Bert. (Of Bert & Ernie fame)
October 20, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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This was an actual show!
Title image of Fish Police. A short-lived animated show allegedly aimed at adults.
September 16, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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I heard we needed more dog videos.
September 13, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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Sickos.jpg Clipped from The Onion fake political comic, a deranged man wearing a shirt labeled “sickos” says “yes…ha ha ha…YES!” while peering through a window.
September 9, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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Missed opportunity for official Achewood branding.
Achewood panels: [[Roast Beef and Molly. Roast Beef is reading something]] Molly: Here, I made some aluminum foil undies to protect your ding-a-ling from all those cell phone cancer-rays. Roast Beef (standing, holding his underwear): Jesus Molly I -- Dang these are -- these are really well-made
August 27, 2024 at 11:49 PM