RJ Barker
@rjbarker.bsky.social
Award winning fantasy author. Gad about, small tree grower and procrastinationist to the stars. Truly, I am RJ Barker in all departments.
"their worlds are completely and entirely original." BFS
Agent: @teddyfromtheblock.bsky.social
"their worlds are completely and entirely original." BFS
Agent: @teddyfromtheblock.bsky.social
The fridge dough has been tamed.
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The fridge dough has been tamed.
The Boy has made pizza dough that needs a 24 hour prove and I'm genuinely frightened it might eat the fridge tonight.
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The Boy has made pizza dough that needs a 24 hour prove and I'm genuinely frightened it might eat the fridge tonight.
Lastly the blurb from TOR.UK.
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Lastly the blurb from TOR.UK.
Aaaaand here's the UK version. Gone for less Tim Burton more a classic 1930s feel which I also love and fits the book really well as it's a whodunnit.
I love them both.
I love them both.
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Aaaaand here's the UK version. Gone for less Tim Burton more a classic 1930s feel which I also love and fits the book really well as it's a whodunnit.
I love them both.
I love them both.
AT LAST I CAN SHOW YOU! Here is the US cover for MORTEDANT'S PERIL! And ain't it a cracker?
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
AT LAST I CAN SHOW YOU! Here is the US cover for MORTEDANT'S PERIL! And ain't it a cracker?
Does anyone want to pay for me to go to Montana?
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Does anyone want to pay for me to go to Montana?
Fireplace looking a little lonely tonight.
November 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Fireplace looking a little lonely tonight.
Stair Own brightens up every morning.
October 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Stair Own brightens up every morning.
Well, Kid Kapichi at the Key Club were brilliant. Boy was amazed by them.
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Well, Kid Kapichi at the Key Club were brilliant. Boy was amazed by them.
Spent most of this weekend helping MrsRJ with her new project. A table. It will look incredible when it's done. Here is a sneaky corner.
October 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Spent most of this weekend helping MrsRJ with her new project. A table. It will look incredible when it's done. Here is a sneaky corner.
That might be my phone tidying it up as it was ultra ultra zoomed in. This is a bit less (but not much tbh.)
October 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
That might be my phone tidying it up as it was ultra ultra zoomed in. This is a bit less (but not much tbh.)
Finally got a picture of the Buzzard (I think) who lives in the woods opposite.
October 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Finally got a picture of the Buzzard (I think) who lives in the woods opposite.
Someone's wrist will ache after signing all those tip in sheets. Sucks to be the...
OH NOES, THAT'S MY HOUSE.
OH NOES, THAT'S MY HOUSE.
October 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Someone's wrist will ache after signing all those tip in sheets. Sucks to be the...
OH NOES, THAT'S MY HOUSE.
OH NOES, THAT'S MY HOUSE.
Made a new friend in the first class lounge. I shall call him Cheese Nose.
October 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Made a new friend in the first class lounge. I shall call him Cheese Nose.
Please, relax and enjoy this print of a Hyacinth Macaw, we call him Watson Doins.
October 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Please, relax and enjoy this print of a Hyacinth Macaw, we call him Watson Doins.
Just finished this. An incredible book. One of the best detective stories I've ever read.
October 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just finished this. An incredible book. One of the best detective stories I've ever read.
Absolutely massive lack of hangover from knocking back seven shots in the temperance bar and getting absolutely sobered yesterday.
September 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Absolutely massive lack of hangover from knocking back seven shots in the temperance bar and getting absolutely sobered yesterday.
Current read. Robert Crais is an incredible writer. Lots of writers are really good, but some manage to just leap off the page at you. Love his work, also wildly jealous.
September 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Current read. Robert Crais is an incredible writer. Lots of writers are really good, but some manage to just leap off the page at you. Love his work, also wildly jealous.
Today we have been on a trip to Mr Fitzpatrick's, Britains only remaining temperence bar. It's in Rawtenstall. Well worth a visit.
September 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Today we have been on a trip to Mr Fitzpatrick's, Britains only remaining temperence bar. It's in Rawtenstall. Well worth a visit.
TREMBLE BEFORE OUR GLORIOUS SHELVES!
September 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
TREMBLE BEFORE OUR GLORIOUS SHELVES!
Said to me. "I know you're not a practical man but even you probably realise this isn't up to code." (Our builder had me down pretty quick.)
September 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Said to me. "I know you're not a practical man but even you probably realise this isn't up to code." (Our builder had me down pretty quick.)
Having a coffee in the Toastermouse cop the boy made me. MrsRJ made a prawn toothbrush holder and a Samuel Whisters.
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Having a coffee in the Toastermouse cop the boy made me. MrsRJ made a prawn toothbrush holder and a Samuel Whisters.
