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From trump’s position, if she didn’t hand over the prize money as well, it doesn’t count. But he’ll put it in the bottom drawer with the Purple Heart he was given anyway.
January 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
From trump’s position, if she didn’t hand over the prize money as well, it doesn’t count. But he’ll put it in the bottom drawer with the Purple Heart he was given anyway.
Each child will be renamed as their parent’s state license plate number plus their sequential birth order number. E.g.: TN P0T DKTR 01, pronounced Tin Pot Dictator 1.
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Each child will be renamed as their parent’s state license plate number plus their sequential birth order number. E.g.: TN P0T DKTR 01, pronounced Tin Pot Dictator 1.
Hegseth’s latest effort to plug leaks.
‘Stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain’: Toronto sex store receives letters from U.S. Department of War
Not one, but two letters were sent from the Pentagon to a Toronto-based sex toy store, found inside the boxes of returned adult items that had somehow made their way to a U.S naval base in Bahrain.
www.ctvnews.ca
January 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Hegseth’s latest effort to plug leaks.
Hegseth’s latest effort to plug leaks.
‘Stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain’: Toronto sex store receives letters from U.S. Department of War
Not one, but two letters were sent from the Pentagon to a Toronto-based sex toy store, found inside the boxes of returned adult items that had somehow made their way to a U.S naval base in Bahrain.
www.ctvnews.ca
January 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Hegseth’s latest effort to plug leaks.
Is Grok running Venezuela?
January 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Is Grok running Venezuela?
1. Threaten to flood crude oil market with Venezuelan oil, vastly increasing supply.
2. Oil futures quickly fall on expectation of oversupply.
3. trump insiders buy all they can.
4. Withdraw threat and limit Venezuelan production.
5. Prices rise, insiders sell.
6, Rinse, repeat.
2. Oil futures quickly fall on expectation of oversupply.
3. trump insiders buy all they can.
4. Withdraw threat and limit Venezuelan production.
5. Prices rise, insiders sell.
6, Rinse, repeat.
demand.il
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
1. Threaten to flood crude oil market with Venezuelan oil, vastly increasing supply.
2. Oil futures quickly fall on expectation of oversupply.
3. trump insiders buy all they can.
4. Withdraw threat and limit Venezuelan production.
5. Prices rise, insiders sell.
6, Rinse, repeat.
2. Oil futures quickly fall on expectation of oversupply.
3. trump insiders buy all they can.
4. Withdraw threat and limit Venezuelan production.
5. Prices rise, insiders sell.
6, Rinse, repeat.
While we’re all left with the Scooby-Doo Doctrine: “Ruh Roh!”
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
While we’re all left with the Scooby-Doo Doctrine: “Ruh Roh!”
Of course there were boots on the ground. The alternative is that Maduro and his wife voluntarily walked to a waiting helicopter hovering inches above the ground and climbed in.
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Of course there were boots on the ground. The alternative is that Maduro and his wife voluntarily walked to a waiting helicopter hovering inches above the ground and climbed in.
trump social post tonight (probably): I’m pleased to announce that i have ended the terrible war between Venezuela and the US, bringing to an end the last war on earth. That’s none (I mean nine) I’ve ended. Peace on earth and good will to men. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
trump social post tonight (probably): I’m pleased to announce that i have ended the terrible war between Venezuela and the US, bringing to an end the last war on earth. That’s none (I mean nine) I’ve ended. Peace on earth and good will to men. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
At least Trump need not worry when hungry zombies come to Mar-a-Lago for the all-you-can-eat brain buffet.
January 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
At least Trump need not worry when hungry zombies come to Mar-a-Lago for the all-you-can-eat brain buffet.
FLAKEY NEWS: Resident Dump has announced a new Ambassador Plenipotentiary to the Soviet Union. He said “I’m proud to announce a new ambassador to the USSR. A great friend of mine I admire very much. His name is Vladimir Putin, and he will be the sole contact between me and President Putin.”
January 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
FLAKEY NEWS: Resident Dump has announced a new Ambassador Plenipotentiary to the Soviet Union. He said “I’m proud to announce a new ambassador to the USSR. A great friend of mine I admire very much. His name is Vladimir Putin, and he will be the sole contact between me and President Putin.”