It was an immense pleasure to be the first guest for Season 2 of The Dramione Effect Podcast. The episode is up now on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. If you're not already subscribed, I highly recommend it. This season is 🔥!

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'It had, perhaps, been a bad idea to place the karate-chopping robot Santa so close to the Nativity scene because St Nick ended up toppling over the ass, sliding down the roof and narrowly missed concussing Ron.'
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In-the-act sex scene descriptions are so often animalistic or industrial. Need some other gentler metaphors that don't sound like excavation works in progress.

How would you describe the sound of an old CRT TV turning on? You youngins may not have firsthand experience with this :P. It's like a static pulse you *feel* and then a sorta 'ptuiitt' sound, right? 😆 #WritingHelp #Xposted