Rizz In A Bottle, Inc.
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Official account of Rizz In a Bottle, Inc: Cover yourself in our product like a true sigma male. (No refunds)
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We are a new company called "Rizz In a Bottle, Inc." that sells cologne that give you infinite "rizz"; our founders include:
CEO: Jeorge Optional
CFO: James "Jim" Optional
COO: Joseph Mama
Buy our products, and YOU can rizz up anybody you so wish to, like a true sigma male.
(This is parody.)
CEO: Jeorge Optional
CFO: James "Jim" Optional
COO: Joseph Mama
Buy our products, and YOU can rizz up anybody you so wish to, like a true sigma male.
(This is parody.)
Some of our patrons believe that all of our products contain piss. We are here to say that it gravely untrue; only *one* of the many variants of out Rizz In a Bottle™ products contain piss: the "Golden Spice"; which is made from the most authentic of piss, found only in the deep amazon rainforest.
January 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of our patrons believe that all of our products contain piss. We are here to say that it gravely untrue; only *one* of the many variants of out Rizz In a Bottle™ products contain piss: the "Golden Spice"; which is made from the most authentic of piss, found only in the deep amazon rainforest.
We are a new company called "Rizz In a Bottle, Inc." that sells cologne that give you infinite "rizz"; our founders include:
CEO: Jeorge Optional
CFO: James "Jim" Optional
COO: Joseph Mama
Buy our products, and YOU can rizz up anybody you so wish to, like a true sigma male.
(This is parody.)
CEO: Jeorge Optional
CFO: James "Jim" Optional
COO: Joseph Mama
Buy our products, and YOU can rizz up anybody you so wish to, like a true sigma male.
(This is parody.)
January 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
We are a new company called "Rizz In a Bottle, Inc." that sells cologne that give you infinite "rizz"; our founders include:
CEO: Jeorge Optional
CFO: James "Jim" Optional
COO: Joseph Mama
Buy our products, and YOU can rizz up anybody you so wish to, like a true sigma male.
(This is parody.)
CEO: Jeorge Optional
CFO: James "Jim" Optional
COO: Joseph Mama
Buy our products, and YOU can rizz up anybody you so wish to, like a true sigma male.
(This is parody.)