Rizi Pili
@rizipili.bsky.social
Collecting my Twitter and non-Twitter people as they disperse
Sometimes some crazy shit goes down on the corner of the Internet I have slunk to and I clock it REALLY QUICK
And people are like how did you get so fly?
Baby I was on Soap Twitter when ole NN was making all those fake accounts. I recall the stank of crazy.
And people are like how did you get so fly?
Baby I was on Soap Twitter when ole NN was making all those fake accounts. I recall the stank of crazy.
December 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Sometimes some crazy shit goes down on the corner of the Internet I have slunk to and I clock it REALLY QUICK
And people are like how did you get so fly?
Baby I was on Soap Twitter when ole NN was making all those fake accounts. I recall the stank of crazy.
And people are like how did you get so fly?
Baby I was on Soap Twitter when ole NN was making all those fake accounts. I recall the stank of crazy.
Doing my scheduled Aug 1 scream into the void about immunization records.
I don’t really give a fuck what anybody thinks about the shots themselves. I’m just mad about the paperwork part.
Fill the papers out right, folks. Please.
I don’t really give a fuck what anybody thinks about the shots themselves. I’m just mad about the paperwork part.
Fill the papers out right, folks. Please.
August 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Doing my scheduled Aug 1 scream into the void about immunization records.
I don’t really give a fuck what anybody thinks about the shots themselves. I’m just mad about the paperwork part.
Fill the papers out right, folks. Please.
I don’t really give a fuck what anybody thinks about the shots themselves. I’m just mad about the paperwork part.
Fill the papers out right, folks. Please.
I really must be the most difficult employee to manage because my actual manager tells me how fab I am constantly and I’m like yes yes I know of course (because it’s true)
But let somebody else’s manager be like “this is a great PowerPoint” and I’m like
But let somebody else’s manager be like “this is a great PowerPoint” and I’m like
a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and covering his nose .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and covering his nose .
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July 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I really must be the most difficult employee to manage because my actual manager tells me how fab I am constantly and I’m like yes yes I know of course (because it’s true)
But let somebody else’s manager be like “this is a great PowerPoint” and I’m like
But let somebody else’s manager be like “this is a great PowerPoint” and I’m like
Planning an extensive trip to Las Vegas, Grand Canyon, and a bunch of cool places out in the desert 😍 can’t wait for fall break
June 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Planning an extensive trip to Las Vegas, Grand Canyon, and a bunch of cool places out in the desert 😍 can’t wait for fall break
Hanging out with the rats who steal my chicken feed so I can get used to the human rats in my life who steal my joy 🥰
May 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hanging out with the rats who steal my chicken feed so I can get used to the human rats in my life who steal my joy 🥰
I really like this episode of Black Mirror but it seems like my favorite episodes are just the sapphic ones 🤷♀️
April 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I really like this episode of Black Mirror but it seems like my favorite episodes are just the sapphic ones 🤷♀️
Aldi had crab legs in stock for the first time in months and now I’m having a great fucking day. Ducks in a row.
April 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Aldi had crab legs in stock for the first time in months and now I’m having a great fucking day. Ducks in a row.
I have been oohing and aahing over Noah Kahan in this basketball game without a care in the world for who else might have been playing
So he posts some highlight and wait a damn minute who is that??
It’s Dylan Wang, C-drama superstar 👀
This feels like a really weird intersection of my interests
So he posts some highlight and wait a damn minute who is that??
It’s Dylan Wang, C-drama superstar 👀
This feels like a really weird intersection of my interests
February 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I have been oohing and aahing over Noah Kahan in this basketball game without a care in the world for who else might have been playing
So he posts some highlight and wait a damn minute who is that??
It’s Dylan Wang, C-drama superstar 👀
This feels like a really weird intersection of my interests
So he posts some highlight and wait a damn minute who is that??
It’s Dylan Wang, C-drama superstar 👀
This feels like a really weird intersection of my interests
Haven’t felt exactly like this before but I am finally there
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words `` it 's fine '' written above him .
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February 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Haven’t felt exactly like this before but I am finally there
That was an awful game of football 🫣
I liked the halftime show - it wasn’t Usher and it wasn’t “for me” but I was entertained 🤷♀️
I liked the halftime show - it wasn’t Usher and it wasn’t “for me” but I was entertained 🤷♀️
February 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
That was an awful game of football 🫣
I liked the halftime show - it wasn’t Usher and it wasn’t “for me” but I was entertained 🤷♀️
I liked the halftime show - it wasn’t Usher and it wasn’t “for me” but I was entertained 🤷♀️
My exchange students picking on me for “going viral” on tiktok with 1.2k views and like 60 likes >>>>
I love those little scamps
I love those little scamps
January 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My exchange students picking on me for “going viral” on tiktok with 1.2k views and like 60 likes >>>>
I love those little scamps
I love those little scamps
Subservience on Netflix:
A study in not letting the audience have a single goddamn thought without telegraphing the plot with obvious music
A study in not letting the audience have a single goddamn thought without telegraphing the plot with obvious music
January 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Subservience on Netflix:
A study in not letting the audience have a single goddamn thought without telegraphing the plot with obvious music
A study in not letting the audience have a single goddamn thought without telegraphing the plot with obvious music
It is really beautiful to live in an infrastructureless hellscape WHEN the snow follows the prescribed social contract of being predictable, good for snowmen, and most importantly: short-lived.
January 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It is really beautiful to live in an infrastructureless hellscape WHEN the snow follows the prescribed social contract of being predictable, good for snowmen, and most importantly: short-lived.
Winter break turned me into a teenager who says bruh and doesn’t want to do her chores
But if I don’t do laundry I will be nekkid in a winter storm tomorrow?
UGH
But if I don’t do laundry I will be nekkid in a winter storm tomorrow?
UGH
a woman is sitting in a crowd of people looking at something .
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January 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Winter break turned me into a teenager who says bruh and doesn’t want to do her chores
But if I don’t do laundry I will be nekkid in a winter storm tomorrow?
UGH
But if I don’t do laundry I will be nekkid in a winter storm tomorrow?
UGH
Merry Christmas Eve Day 🎄 I have 5 children home for Christmas and my heart is full.
We are gonna eat too much food and be too silly
We are gonna eat too much food and be too silly
December 24, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Merry Christmas Eve Day 🎄 I have 5 children home for Christmas and my heart is full.
We are gonna eat too much food and be too silly
We are gonna eat too much food and be too silly
Have a revolving door of lovely people coming in and out of the house this weekend.
Went to an NBA game and found that basketball is an alright sport.
Haven’t finished Christmas shopping and have definitely missed the ship deadline 🤷♀️
Overall winning
Went to an NBA game and found that basketball is an alright sport.
Haven’t finished Christmas shopping and have definitely missed the ship deadline 🤷♀️
Overall winning
December 20, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Have a revolving door of lovely people coming in and out of the house this weekend.
Went to an NBA game and found that basketball is an alright sport.
Haven’t finished Christmas shopping and have definitely missed the ship deadline 🤷♀️
Overall winning
Went to an NBA game and found that basketball is an alright sport.
Haven’t finished Christmas shopping and have definitely missed the ship deadline 🤷♀️
Overall winning
Me trying to finish planning Christmas plus December activities
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
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December 18, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Me trying to finish planning Christmas plus December activities
Not me casually wondering what Belen was and why a donkey might be walking there and what that could have to do with Christmas for YEARS
December 18, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Not me casually wondering what Belen was and why a donkey might be walking there and what that could have to do with Christmas for YEARS
The vibe I bring to the party
December 8, 2024 at 3:28 PM
The vibe I bring to the party
Public transport is my bestie and I love it and miss when I don’t have it, BUT lugging my 50lb suitcase up staircases in non-handicap-accessible stations really ain’t it.
December 8, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Public transport is my bestie and I love it and miss when I don’t have it, BUT lugging my 50lb suitcase up staircases in non-handicap-accessible stations really ain’t it.
Leaving for Spain today.
If I had not started anti anxiety meds already, my heart would certainly be jumping out of my chest. I’m going to the airport 4 hours early just to beat the chest pain ✌️
If I had not started anti anxiety meds already, my heart would certainly be jumping out of my chest. I’m going to the airport 4 hours early just to beat the chest pain ✌️
December 3, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Leaving for Spain today.
If I had not started anti anxiety meds already, my heart would certainly be jumping out of my chest. I’m going to the airport 4 hours early just to beat the chest pain ✌️
If I had not started anti anxiety meds already, my heart would certainly be jumping out of my chest. I’m going to the airport 4 hours early just to beat the chest pain ✌️
About five minutes passed after Mandatory Family Fun Time before I turned on Jesus of Nazareth. About 60 seconds of theme song before Matt accused me of watching it. He knows!
November 29, 2024 at 2:20 AM
About five minutes passed after Mandatory Family Fun Time before I turned on Jesus of Nazareth. About 60 seconds of theme song before Matt accused me of watching it. He knows!
Baby Rajah never gives me any love. But now it’s cold, Mother is warm, and his favorite boy is away at school.
November 22, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Baby Rajah never gives me any love. But now it’s cold, Mother is warm, and his favorite boy is away at school.
My fever broke, let’s party
a man wearing sunglasses and a black sweater adjusts his sunglasses
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November 20, 2024 at 9:37 PM
My fever broke, let’s party
Loading up on pills because I have a fever, body aches, all that great stuff, while still adjusting to my new meds 🫡
bubbles from the powerpuff girls laying in bed
ALT: bubbles from the powerpuff girls laying in bed
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November 19, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Loading up on pills because I have a fever, body aches, all that great stuff, while still adjusting to my new meds 🫡