“If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. “. - Emma Goldman

The theme tune to Only Fools and Horses has been stuck in my head hearing about Labour's tax promises.

"No income tax, no VAT
No money back, and no guarantee"

Fools or horses?

@libdems.org.uk Come on, sort your manifesto out... you're still talking about the way the Conservatives have ruined everything. Didn't you know it's been Labour doing that for the last year?
Are you still active in politics, as you never appear in any of the discussions?

#ReformUK Make Britain Great by hiding it in the corner.
Put the country in prominent position ffs.

Dear UK Public
Inflation is still too high. You obviously have too much money to spend.
So as a result I’m taking it away from you next month.
Thanks to Labour we will have lower inflation.
All the best,
Rachel.

Why are timesheet applications so difficult to use for month ends in the middle of a week? It’s not like they’re a surprise.

Offer from Apple in my inbox: “Now through April 2, get extra trade-in credit towards a new Mac”

Apple have gone and created a new version of April.
I didn’t think there was anything wrong with the previous version.

@royalmail.bsky.social it’s too expensive to send many Christmas cards nowadays. I used to send 20-30 per year. Chances are this year it’ll be less than 1. With the incessant price increases are you investing in bigger shovels?

My Christmas has started.. I just heard Kelly Clarkson’s one more sleep on the radio. It’s so overplayed. There should be a limit on the number of times it’s allowed to be played.

The tv 11.22.63 series is badly named #cancelusdateformat

How can there be ten minutes of ads in a commercial break on Spanish TV!?!? ¡Es ridículo!

All these general election fliers yesterday. AAA tree services for the win!

All I want for Christmas is for US developers to realise that in the UK Christmas is on 25/12/2023 not 12/25/2023.