River
@riverwest.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈(she/her)
Not everyone likes me and that's okay, but my fans love me.
Vegetarian
Bike weirdo
Brunch Queermo
Exploring consciousness
Day Job: Professional byte slinger
Not everyone likes me and that's okay, but my fans love me.
Vegetarian
Bike weirdo
Brunch Queermo
Exploring consciousness
Day Job: Professional byte slinger
Good luck all the people in Texas this weekend. Hope you're stocking up on firewood, food, water, blankets, beer or getting tickets to Cancun.
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Good luck all the people in Texas this weekend. Hope you're stocking up on firewood, food, water, blankets, beer or getting tickets to Cancun.
"You can either drive an electric car or go to jail for a year. Which do you choose?
Jail..."
As a child of the 80s, I approve.
Jail..."
As a child of the 80s, I approve.
January 17, 2026 at 2:22 AM
"You can either drive an electric car or go to jail for a year. Which do you choose?
Jail..."
As a child of the 80s, I approve.
Jail..."
As a child of the 80s, I approve.
Hmm.. I think I'll be having chicken tonight.
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Hmm.. I think I'll be having chicken tonight.
Watching one my favorite movies tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Watching one my favorite movies tonight.
The whole speech about Arnold Palmer's Penis makes sense now.
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The whole speech about Arnold Palmer's Penis makes sense now.
Looks like someone who forgot to do his homework.
September 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Looks like someone who forgot to do his homework.
Da Bears.. The susage gets everyone in the end.
May 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Da Bears.. The susage gets everyone in the end.
Darlington Recruiter: You *are* Chris Knight, aren't you?
Chris Knight: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.
Rip Chris thanks for the laughs
Chris Knight: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.
Rip Chris thanks for the laughs
April 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Darlington Recruiter: You *are* Chris Knight, aren't you?
Chris Knight: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.
Rip Chris thanks for the laughs
Chris Knight: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.
Rip Chris thanks for the laughs
Yes, I agree with the fictitious congress man.. The super glue people are very upset right now...
March 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yes, I agree with the fictitious congress man.. The super glue people are very upset right now...
Elon, this is your psychiatrist.. are the left wing billionaires you described in the room with us right now?
March 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Elon, this is your psychiatrist.. are the left wing billionaires you described in the room with us right now?
Did you even say thank you?
March 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Did you even say thank you?
Mein Gott, hilf mir, diese tödliche Liebe zu überleben
February 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Mein Gott, hilf mir, diese tödliche Liebe zu überleben
This weekend's movie.
February 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This weekend's movie.
Sunrise in Haiku, Maui
January 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Sunrise in Haiku, Maui
God help me survive this deadly love affair
January 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
God help me survive this deadly love affair
Time to cleanse my BlueSky feed.. Nothing like a Maui sunset..
January 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Time to cleanse my BlueSky feed.. Nothing like a Maui sunset..
Something tells me he knows this from personal experience.
January 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Something tells me he knows this from personal experience.
They have something like this in China. At least in the touristy parts
January 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
They have something like this in China. At least in the touristy parts
The family Briggs. I love Twin Peaks.. @im.a.whole.damn.town
December 8, 2024 at 4:36 AM
The family Briggs. I love Twin Peaks.. @im.a.whole.damn.town
Watching the Hans Gruber's Christmas Carol right now.
December 7, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Watching the Hans Gruber's Christmas Carol right now.