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River Thief
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Continuing #AgressiveSelfCare with barntimez…enjoy my photo essay, entitled “The Shed-ening”
Screen shot of a weather app showing the balmy temperatures of 27 degrees actual/19 degrees feels like. A rubber stall mat on the ground with patches of ice/snow in the back-ground. Shot includes knees-down capture of shaggy white horse legs. Foreground on the image shows several clumps of shedded horse hair. A close up of a pile of shedded brown and white horse hair atop a mound of icy snow. A pile of human shedded items: two hoodies, a knit scarf and a fleece headband.
January 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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A picture of a brick painted with the colors of the trans flag (horizontal stripes of blue, pink, white, pink, blue), laying on a wooden floor. Black, all capital letter text reads “Embrace Tradition”
January 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Oh crud. Turns out there was a line of porcelain G1 MLP figures.

And apparently one of those is a wedding scene where GLORY IS WEARING A BOWTIE AND MARRYING MOONDANCER!!!

Sorry guys, I gotta go down this here rabbit hole and figure out where I can throw all my money to get this item….
Porcelain figure of a white pony unicorn with faded lavender main and tail. There’s a pink bow on the pony’s tail, and blush on her cheek. The pony has a dark purple ‘cutie mark’ of a shooting star. The pony stands with one front leg raised, and her head up. Her eyes are large and lashed, the color has faded from the pupils. Two white porcelain pony unicorns stand on a patch of grass dotted with flowers. Both ponies stand with one hoof raised, the MLP equivalent of a conversational pose. The pony on the right (named moondancer) has faded pink mane and tail, and wears a frill of lace on her head, a wedding veil. She also has a collar of lace and a pale blue bow on her tail. She has a ‘cutie mark’ on her visible flank, a purple crescent moon surrounded by magenta stars. Her eyes are heavily lashed and she presents a blushed cheek to the other pony. The other pony, Glory, has faded lavender mane and tail, and a dark purple shooting star cutie mark. She wears a blue bow tie and white collar, and has a matching blue bow in her mane. She is lifting her muzzle to the other pony’s cheek.
January 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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The way I’m pounding down this gingerbread granola, I don’t think it qualifies any longer as a ‘healthy alternative to cookies’ ….
A nearly empty tin of delicious looking toasted granola with a few luscious pecans remaining.
January 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM