Steven
riverstyx202.bsky.social
Steven
@riverstyx202.bsky.social
I'm thankful every day for my high school history teacher actually teaching history instead of infecting me with the American Exceptionalism brainworms that spawn people like this.
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
December 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social is going to be out of a job at this rate
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
At least it's not Metaphysical Detroit.
October 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I see Rhoder Island but where's Rhodest Island?
August 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Reason #18543 why lifetime appointments are a terrible idea.
July 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Is nobody going to talk about the part saying that he writes with a Sharpie?
July 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
This video should be required viewing in every high school health class.
June 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I have seen so many photoshops of this man's head that I'm not longer fully sure of what he actually looks like.
June 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Can't top the real thing at this point.
May 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Of *course* it's an NYT reporter.
May 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Crybullying" is the term I occasionally hear for it, and it needs to fully enter the lexicon.
February 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I've always loved that article because that guy had no idea he was a meme and just thinks we're all weirdos.

I genuinely hope he's doing well.
June 11, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Who's liable if Walter injures Marie during the robbery and Trauma Team swoops in and shoots Walter?
February 13, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Same energy
December 31, 2023 at 5:08 PM