Thats the coolest fucking thing I've ever read.

Tell me where you work. I'll apply and get your manager to smell my shit, no charge. Lmao I just love that the corporate answer to exploiting the working class for every ounce of profit is "make the petite bourgeoisie smell their shit so they can determine if they're hiding any profit in it."

I can't be bothered to re-write this here so whatever

Probably not as many shitheads here to piss off, but it still makes me laugh.