My emotive cavewoman brain will not be sated unless I get to name the tortoise

Newsome, not wishing to be outdone by his twitter staffers, boldly retreats to the legal definition of terrorism with annotations as interpreted by Justice Thomas when discussing thugs sent to terrorize people in a chat with Team Gleefully-Slander-an-Innocent-Murder-Victim-as-a-Terrorist-All-Week.

Honestly at this point if he ran for POTUS I could see myself voting for him in the primary

Oh my god, they're going to (checks notes) tell on (checks notes again) Will Stancil

I know this take isn't new, but my goodness, it's hard to stomach that a major reason behind this absurd, reckless cruelty is just plain childishness.

... shut down others for daring to show emotion, and I don't support that, but there's also something really powerful, I think, about being able to show civility in the face of hate. Best wishes to you.

I can't imagine the scenario where this person deserves this level of good faith, but I must say, I wish responses like yours weren't so rare. I know "civility" tends to have a bad rap in these contexts due to people trying to...

Whenever Will weighs ways, one way with Will, one way without Will, wise ones won't wonder whether Will wills ways without Will. Will will will Will's way without waiting.

It's only January and I think we already have the best sentence of the year

"Map projections that make Cuba look bigger than Greenland"
- Marco Rubio's search history (probably)

The worst possible interpretation of "dropping bars"

Conservatives have a problem with murder on the high seas?

I dream of a day where someone in those rooms interrupts him, with raised voice, saying something in the vein of "Mr. President, you will NOT talk to me/my colleague in that manner!" And let simple contrast do the work.

I feel like every other time I hear about her, it's because she learned a new word

When people show you who they are, believe them 🙏

It feels like those cheesy scenes of a team of skilled combatants fighting the sci-fi monster.
"Go for the throat!"
"Does it even have a throat?!"
And I guess most of us are just here on the sidelines hoping the scientist character who discovers its weakness to borax or whatever arrives in time.