"So anyway, I willingly married a pedo"

Roger Moore joked about that. Like every bartender knew how he liked his drink, he'd shagged every heiress and duchess alive, he broke the bank every time he sat down in a casino, he spoke evey language... the most recognizable person on earth 😂

Doctor Goodhead, anyone?

Many of them do tho?

Just me waiting for the reichwing internet to weigh in on how the Second Amendment was intended for this

Just a reminder that violent gender-based insults are never okay.

But like any rule, there are exceptions. Carry on.

Hey check this out: my aunt's number was EDison 1-2137

thank mr skeltal 🎺🎺

Can we stop using the word "assassination" please. He was a loudmouthed, racist agitator who got shot and killed. He wasn't an office holder.

me: hey google find me a recipe for a bûche de Noël

recipe: Years and years ago, when I was a boy, when there were wolves in Wales, and birds the colour of red-flannel petticoats whisked past the harp-shaped hills, when we sang

Shun the military. No more free meals, no more servicemember discounts, no more thank you for your service. They're all willing fascist tools now.

CD: Dire Straits, "Brothers in Arms"
Cassette: Pink Floyd, "Animals"
Vinyl: Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, "Whipped Cream and Other Delights"

(yes I'm hella old)

Get them to recognize California next

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